Balls, Thackeray Welcomes Hindu Terrorists

We’ve always believed that rabble-rouser extraordinaire and Shiv Sena supremo Bal Thackeray had one screw loose in his head. But we were wrong – Bal Thackeray has several screws loose. In what is a clear call to violence, Thackeray has stirred a hornet’s nest by welcoming Hindu terrorists in an interview with the party’s rag […]

Pretty Preity on Wiki Home Page Today

Wow, Bollywood babe Preity Zinta is on the Wikipedia home page today (as of 1:49PM EST). We’ve seen Preity in several movies but we liked her best in Dil Chahta Hai and  Koi Mil Gaya. See Preity and Hrithik in the Idhar Chala song. You can see Preity and Aamir Khan in the Jaane Kyon song from […]

Wipro Buys 1,650 Citi Coolies for $127m

Wipro has acquired Citi Technology Services, the India-based provider of IT services to Citigroup, for $127 million in cash. With the addition of Citi Technology’s 1,650 coolies, Wipro’s total coolie count will rise to 99,202 (it may have already reached 100,000 taking into account the coolie cattle trains arriving from the campuses). Under the deal, […]

Rab Ne Bana De Jodi Crashes in Second Week

Shah Rukh Khan’s recent crapshow Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi has crashed 64.5% at the U.S. box office in its second weekend. For the weekend of December 19-21, Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi grossed a mere $326,641. The Shah Rukh Khan, Anushka Sharma starrer Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi came in at No-20 with an average gross of $3,983. […]

Ghajini – What is Aamir Khan Smoking?

Ghajini Collapses at Box Office Ghajini Review – Aamir Khan Disappoints in Stolen Shit There are just no limits to the bullshit our Bollywood stars spew. Here’s the latest piece of nonsense. This time, it comes from none other than Aamir Khan himself. As part of the publicity campaign for the release of his upcoming […]