Billu Barber Crashes 86%Â Folks, God Exists. Yes, he sure does. Bollywood fans, who routinely come in their pants at the mere mention of Shahrukh Khan’s name, have not merely rejected the Billu Barber crap show but shown it their middle finger, going by boxofficemojo’s studio estimates. Studio estimates provided by boxofficemojo show that Billu Barber […]
Yeah, yeah we know the Hindu clowns think they won’t get moksha until they are cremated and the Muslim and Christian idiots think they won’t find salvation until they are buried. But we say, screw all that cremation/burial bakwas (nonsense). Instead, donate your organs for there are so many in desperate need of them. In […]
Time for the next instalment of Incredible India, those Only-in-India stories. Here we go: * Holy cow, unholy representation in the Holy City. What does it take to be the BSP’s Lok Sabha candidate for the holy city of Varanasi? Over two dozens cases including murder, attempt to murder, kidnapping, extortion, loot and land grabbing. […]
Many summers ago, we read A Doll’s House (by the Norwegian playwright Henrik Ibsen). Although we can’t remember the details of the play now except for Nora, for some reason Ibsen has lingered on in the dark recesses of our mind. Maybe, because Nora was a bold, unconventional woman for her time. A short while ago, […]
Billu Barber Crashes 86% Billu Barber – Shaved at the Box Office Friends, Indians, desis around the world, lend us your ears: There’s absolutely no reason to see this piece of crap a.k.a. Billu Barber unless money is burning a hole in your pocket, time hangs too heavily on your hands or you come in your […]
(Thanks to terraferrous…yes, we made a reference to this piece in the comments section but this is too hilarious not to merit a separate post) India’s numero uno Hindu clowns, the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), the self-styled protectors of the country’s 828 million cow-worshippers, is threatenening to unleash a new Cow-ca-Cola (cow piss fortified with […]