Bollywood star Akshay Kumar a.k.a. Trash King for his unwatchable horror shows has kissed the dust yet again. Trash King’s Action Replayy has fared horribly at the box office, the U.S. box office that is. If the fella had any shame, he’d fall on his knees begging pardon for repeatedly torturing Bollywood fans with movies […]
Sometimes I think my purpose on earth is to put my penis in the vaginas of as many women as I can. The idea of having sex with the same person for the rest of my life feels like death to me. – Jonathan Franzen’s character Richard Katz in the brilliant, must-read, captivating novel Freedom, […]
Golmaal 3 Box Office – Down 60% in 2nd Weekend Despite the Diwali weekend, despite the hype and despite the supposed success of its predecessors, Golmaal 3 (Ajay Devgan , Kareena Kapoor) has not set the U.S. box office on fire. The below numbers reveal Golmaal 3’s lackluster numbers: Related Stories: Golmaal 3 Box Office […]
A missile the size of the Chrysler building (in NYC) carrying deadly, highly combustible chemicals is hurtling down the track at 70mph toward highly populated areas. What you gonna do now? As one of the characters laments: Too much train traveling too fast. Blessed by the Lord Yipee, the Gods finally smiled on us last […]
Uthamaputhiran is not so much a movie as a total descent into depravity. A dystopian nightmare for those sitting through this infernal nonsense. Written by a jackass answering to the shout of Gopimohan, directed by a bozo named Mithran Jawahar and featuring Rajinikanth’s hideous cartoon of a son-in-law Dhanush in the lead role, Uthamaputhiran is […]
Sure, VA Quarter Cutting is a change from your average Tamil movie, which invariably is a soporific, cronge-inducing romance. Maybe even better than the trash that emerges from the Kollywood sewers most Fridays. Although different, VA Quarter Cutting (directed by Pushkar-Gayatri) is not the kind of movie that keeps your eyes glued to the screen. […]