When even Bollywood’s Angry Young Man of yore Amitabh Bachchan starts donning a wig, it’s time for all intellectuals to set aside their trivial preoccupations and start addressing one of the big questions of our age: Do Indian men feel effeminate, ball-less without their hair? Mind you, we’re only talking here of hair on the […]
Romance on the High Seas Review – Ulaga Madayan is a Shameless Thief Say, who is the schmuck that allowed Ulaga Madayan a.k.a. Kamal Haasan to write the story, screenplay and dialogs for his latest embarrassment Manmadhan Ambu. Must be that half-wit producer Udayanidhi Stalin who’s got a surfeit of money and a paucity of […]
Manmadhan Ambu (Kamal Haasan, Trisha, Madhavan) suffered the ignominy of a shamefully poor opening at a key theater on the East Coast. There were about 19 people for the opening 8:30PM show of Manmadhan Ambu at Anil Ambani’s Big Cinemas theater on Oak Tree Road in Edison, New Jersey (the lady at the counter told […]
Folks, to merely dismiss Tees Maar Khan as yet another amateurish Bollywood piece of junk would be an egregious blunder. For Tees Mar Khan is so much worse. Infinitely worse. Tees Maar Khan (which released in the U.S. today) is so unbearably awful that we wouldn’t in the least be surprised if many of you […]
Hell. we can hardly recognize our country (U.S., not India) anymore. You see, we live in strange times. A Black man occupies the White House! Democrats are losing support of their core base. And now comes the startling news that Americans are producing fewer bastards (i.e. illegitimate children) and teens are making fewer babies. Is […]
So all you know-nothing dickheads and putzheads think those blue jeans you never want to get out of originated in Genoa, Italy. Shows how little you schmucks know. Blue jeans actually had their origins in India. Genoa was only a way station on the jeans’ path to world-wide popularity. According to An Uncommon History of […]