People do it in the strangest of places. In closets. In the air (you schmucks heard of the Mile-High Club?). Under water. In the car while driving. In the White House Oval Office. In school staff rooms (we’ve seen it). In trains. In churches. In buses (we’ve seen heard the noise). On the office table […]
Friends, Schmucks and Über-Schmucks, the world as we all have known it for decades is ending. Darkness has descended on the planet. It’s with a heavy heart that we bring you the sorry news that the Messiah I-Messiah of Digital America aka Steve Jobs has stepped down as CEO of Apple, the company he co-founded […]
Crimedy, yeah. No comprende? How would you, schmuck? That’s a portmanteau word, a combination of a crime and comedy. A neologism we thought of, moments ago. Well, before the earthquake hit us yesterday the mail carrier brought us The Last Godfather DVD from Netflix. Given our new-found love for Korean films, it’s no surprise we […]
There’s no end to the inhumanity of daily life in India. Depravity and inhumanity that you cannot imagine anywhere else in this vast universe is a daily occurrence in India. Even by the depraved Indian standards, the following account is gruesome and barbaric. Soren Tudu, an unfortunate poor man who lost his legs in a […]
No, we’re not drunk. Oh well, we’ll confess to consuming just one bottle of ice-cold Guinness Extra Stout purchased from the local Patel liquor store. It’s no secret that the U.S. housing and building sectors are in bad shape. Make that very bad shape. So, our question is whether the housing and building companies had […]
OMG. A few minutes back, around 1:49PM ET, we felt the whole house shake. Not a mild shake but something more severe. You know, this side and that as if it was going to collapse. It lasted about 15-20 seconds. We rushed out in fear. Only to see our African-American neighbor running out of his […]