When our Indian chutiyas start doing LSD, Crack Cocaine, Heroin etc we’ll produce innovative products. Until then, all ye dolts must be be content with the Aakash, Simputer and other assorted junk. I came of age at a magical time,… Our consciousness was raised by Zen, and also by LSD…. Taking LSD was a profound […]
The UK box office numbers for the Diwali Tamil release are out. And Vijay’s trash Velayudham has edged out Surya’s garbage 7Aum Arivu. That both junk grossed over £100,000 is ample evidence that Tamils are stupid f*cks whether they live in Tamil Nadu or UK. Related Stories: 7Aum Arivu Review – Silly, Lifeless Bore Velayudham […]
Most of our readers would not be able to locate Albania, Armenia, Bulgaria, Montenegro or Malta on the map. Yet, these countries will soon get Apple’s new iPhone 4S. But India, Incredible India draws a blank. India is clearly not on Apple’s list of priority countries for product launches. Be it the latest model iPhone […]
(Dedicated to the countless, helpless rape victims and hookers of India) Indian Behnchods are raping their sisters, daughters and cousins less, that’s the good news this Diwali. Now, the depressing news this Diwali – Indian Haramis are raping others more. No, we’re not drunk. Hey, it’s only noon here on the East Coast and all […]
By Naveen On the unenviable lines of his past monsterpieces Tirupachi, Madurey, Villu, Sura and Vettaikkaran, Vijay has taken Tamil Cinema eight steps backward this Diwali with Velayudham. Oh, if you are one of those elitists turning your nose up at Vijay’s films, then let’s see your Brando, Al Pacino or De Niro even try […]
Shahrukh Khan’s new film Ra.One is good enough for the Indian and NRI chutiyas who come merely upon hearing the name of a Khan or Rajinikant. But for discerning souls like yours truly who have higher expectations, the Bollywood super-hero science fiction flick Ra.One is a failure of imagination. One more in a long list […]