As a young 64-year-old poor nation with 500-million half-starving souls, India has many concerns, diverse constituencies to address. But none more pressing or of more importance than the following: 10. Long wait for some cars. Diesel versions of the Swift hatchback and Dzire sedan from Maruti, Fortuner and Innova from Toyota, XUV500 from Mahindra, Jazz […]
The ever merciful Allah smiled upon us today with some good news. We just returned from a trip to NYC and turned on our PC. Boy, what should we see? Yippee, 26 Paki soldiers killed! 😉 Apparently, a NATO air-strike deep into Pakistan territory killed 26 Pakistani soldiers oops Paki pigs at a couple of […]
I love cunt. I want cunt. I see a cunt, I want to fuck it. I don’t care. I love my country. I love my mother, my father. But I love cunt more than I love God! – Uday Hussain after kidnapping a school girl in The Devil’s Double George W.Bush was a warmonger who […]
By Naveen If I am allowed to say one thing and one thing only about Hugo then it would be that the father of movie special effects was decorated and celebrated fittingly in 3D visual extravaganza. Hugo is the movie adaptation of the novel “The Invention of Hugo Cabret” by Brian Selznick. It is a […]
By God, it’s high time we had a law prohibiting Indians from making movies. We just returned from the opening show of Desi Boyz at a theater on the East Coast and, ah, ah, ah, we’re still reeling in painful shock. Folks, Desi Boyz (Akshay Kumar, John Abraham, Deepika Padukone, Chitrangda Singh) is nothing short […]
Baby take off your coat Real slow Take off your shoes I’ll help you take off your shoes Baby take off your dress Yes, yes, yes You can leave your hat on Deeelicious stuff, sweetie. Drat, how in the hell did we miss such a kickass comedy all these years. Must stop associating with low-life […]