If JFK’s inaugural address were to happen today, the lecherous bastard would probably say, Ask not what you can eat at Bengali Sweet House, ask why you won’t. Bengali Sweet House is the hidden gem in that Indian cesspool known as Newark Ave in Jersey City, NJ. Given that Indians are weird specimens, be they […]
South Indian director Gautham Menon’s Bollywood (mis)adventure Ekk Deewana Tha appears to have set a new low for Hindi films at the U.S. box office. The sucker did, oh, how can we even tell you such a miserably low number, a mere $16,799 in the opening weekend. The average per screen was a pitiful $646. […]
If there’s a bigger bunch of crooks and thieves than Indians, they’re not to be found on Planet Earth. Or anywhere in the Milky Way galaxy either. After robbing their fellow Indians of money, property and even kidneys, Indians have now taken the globalization mantra to heart. Indian callers are busy exercising their phony American […]
American women under 30 are siring bastards with a vengeance. More than one out of two births (53%) to American women under 30 is illegitimate, according to a recent New York Times piece. Given that two-thirds of children born to women under 30 are out of wedlock, bastards will soon be the norm in America […]
More often, though, the meat was cooked to the color of wet newsprint, inside and out, and salted so meekly that eating it was as satisfying as hearing a friend talk about a burger his cousin ate. – New York Times restaurant critic Pete Wells on Shake Shack Burgers, NYT, 2/21/2012 Here’s what the wise […]
America’s worst rated cable company Comcast is rolling out a streaming service this week of old movies and TV shows. Available only to Comcast customers, the service will be called Xfinity Streampix and offered on both TVs and mobile devices. Streampix will offer content from multiple movie studios and programming providers including Disney-ABC Television Group, […]