************************************ Important – Does anyone remember how many Bollywood, Kollywood, Tollywood etc films were nominated for the 84th Oscars. We misplaced our calculator and can’t total up the numbers. 😉 ************************************ 11:34PM And now for the Biggest Award of the night. Tom Cruise presents Best Picture Oscar to The Artist (Producer: Thomas Langmann) 11:30PM ET […]
(For Hari Jr) I am a barber by profession, murderer by accident, and today a human because of you. – A repentant Vidyasagar (Rajinikanth) to Archana (Sridevi) in the Tamil film Johnny (1980) Considering the abysmal quality of most Tamil movies that are made by schmucks for schmucks, the over three-decades-old Johnny is a darn good […]
What do you do when you can’t afford an iPhone? Not iPorn, silly. 😉 We meant iPhone. Yes, that thing that lets you swipe your fingers and make the screen go this side and that or do that pinchy-squeezy thing to make Kate Upton’s tatas grow bigger right before your ogling eyes. Oh yes, the iPhone […]
If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a million times. Most Indians in positions of power are exploitative barbaric creatures who ought to be caged and never allowed to see the sunlight or smell the roses. Following the expose of Indian barbarism in a U.S. Court, Indian diplomat Neena Malhotra and her husband Jogesh […]
(For SI Blog commenter Hari) To all the schmucks who cry out loud that Indians just don’t have it in them to make good movies, we ask, have you putzheads watched Khosla Ka Ghosla. Have you? Speak up, bozos. Khosla Ka Ghosla – Delightful Comedy Helmed by a competent director (Dibakar Banerjee), supported by a […]
In our ever persistent zeal to find a spicy exhilarating meal we occasionally explore other cuisines especially Thai and Mexican. Just like our Indian cuisine, Thai and Mexican cuisines are known for spicy food. The other day we were early for a movie at Rave Motion Pictures Ritz Center in Voorhees, New Jersey. So we […]