The Indian community is so short of genuine heroes and heroines that rarely does SI get to write about the real deal. Folks, it gives me immense delight to present a genuine Indian-American Heroine – Balpreet Kaur. I know this post is not about Salman Khan or Katrina Kaif but read on, schmucks. Balpreet Kaur […]
Yaahooo, SI is celebrating. Baby, it’s gonna be Scotch tonight! The Ranbir Kapoor starrer Barfi has crushed skin-show queen Kareena Kapoor’s third rate desi porn Heroine at the U.S. box office. Boy, am I glad. The good times, they are a rollin, baby! 😉 They are a rollin! Cheers, Baby! For the September 21-23, 2012 […]
Apple’s revenues from the iPhone 5 has amounted to roughly $3.75 billion in the first three days after the device hit the market on Friday, September 21. This is how I arrived at the above sales figure of $3.75 billion. First, I took into consideration Apple’s announcement today that it sold five million units of […]
End of Watch (September 21, 2012) Director: David Ayer Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Peña, Anna Kendrick, Natalie Martinez Writer: David Ayer I bet all ye chutiyas have not seen a gritty, fast-paced, fine cop movie like End of Watch in a long, long time. If ever. Easily the best Hollywood cop film I’ve watched in recent […]
Hooray, Barfi Crushes Heroine at U.S. BO Heroine (2012) Director: Madhur Bhandarkar Cast: Kareena Kapoor, Arjun Rampal, Randeep Hooda, Helen Repeated boob shows, self-made porn tapes, multiple bedroom scenes, lesbian acts, itsy-bitsy costumes that cover little and leave little to the imagination and pimping out men to get film roles, all punctuated by screams of […]
Kareena Kapoor’s much ballyhooed film Heroine is getting whipped by critics. Directed by Madhur Bhandarkar, Heroine is the roller-coaster life story of a movie star played by Kareena, one of Bollywood’s most mediocre actresses. Here are excerpts from a few unflattering reviews of Heroine. * Rediff The first half of the film passes swiftly enough, […]