SI’s Heroine of the Day – Balpreet Kaur

The Indian community is so short of genuine heroes and heroines that rarely does SI get to write about the real deal. Folks, it gives me immense delight to present a genuine Indian-American Heroine – Balpreet Kaur. I know this post is not about Salman Khan or Katrina Kaif but read on, schmucks. Balpreet Kaur […]

Hooray, Barfi Crushes Heroine at U.S. BO

Yaahooo, SI is celebrating. Baby, it’s gonna be Scotch tonight! The Ranbir Kapoor starrer Barfi has crushed skin-show queen Kareena Kapoor’s third rate desi porn Heroine at the U.S. box office. Boy, am I glad. The good times, they are a rollin, baby! 😉 They are a rollin! Cheers, Baby! For the September 21-23, 2012 […]

iPhone 5 Sales – $3.75b in 3 Days

Apple’s revenues from the iPhone 5 has amounted to roughly $3.75 billion in the first three days after the device hit the market on Friday, September 21. This is how I arrived at the above sales figure of $3.75 billion. First, I took into consideration Apple’s announcement today that it sold five million units of […]

End of Watch – Must Watch Cop Movie

End of Watch (September 21, 2012) Director: David Ayer Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Peña, Anna Kendrick, Natalie Martinez Writer: David Ayer I bet all ye chutiyas have not seen a gritty, fast-paced, fine cop movie like End of Watch in a long, long time. If ever. Easily the best Hollywood cop film I’ve watched in recent […]

Heroine Review – Third Rate Desi Porn

Hooray, Barfi Crushes Heroine at U.S. BO Heroine (2012) Director: Madhur Bhandarkar Cast: Kareena Kapoor, Arjun Rampal, Randeep Hooda, Helen Repeated boob shows,  self-made porn tapes, multiple bedroom scenes, lesbian acts, itsy-bitsy costumes that cover little and leave little to the imagination and pimping out men to get film roles, all punctuated by screams of […]

Heroine Trashed by Movie Critics

Kareena Kapoor’s much ballyhooed film Heroine is getting whipped by critics. Directed by Madhur Bhandarkar, Heroine is the roller-coaster life story of a movie star played by Kareena, one of Bollywood’s most mediocre actresses. Here are excerpts from a few unflattering reviews of Heroine. * Rediff The first half of the film passes swiftly enough, […]