SI at the Oscars

  With nearly 200ml of Chivas Regal inside the system, SI is already floating high. 😉 As usual, I’m rooting for my inamorata Jennifer Lawrence (nominated for Best Actress) and Silver Linings Playbook (Jennifer’s picture). I see Queen Latifah with her big uns hanging and hogging half the screen! SI will keep updating this post […]

Whip Me, HP Screams with New Tablet

Some corporations are like some people – Utter weirdos in their insatiable masochistic appetite for pain. Not content with failing miserably in its earlier consumer tablet outing, HP today announced plans to ship a new Android tablet, the Slate 7. Based on Android OS 4.1 Jelly Bean software, the 7-inch Slate 7 costs $169 and […]

Winner! Telugu Bidda Lakshminivasa Rao Nerusu Wins Death Penalty Lottery in U.S.

************************** Latest Update: Lakshminivasa Rao Nerusu Sentenced to Life in Prison ************************** If Telugu bidda Lakshminivasa Rao Nerusu is indeed the killer of his wife and young children, then he certainly chose the right American state (Michigan) to commit the three heinous murders. Even if Lakshminivasa Rao Nerusu is extradited from the great Indian state […]

Snitch Review – Nice Dope, Bro

America must be the dumbest mothafucking country this side of the Atlantic and, surely, that side of the Pacific. You disagree with me, punk? OK, dickhead explain to me why, after spending over 1,000 million dollars, imprisoning a gazillion people and losing hundreds of thousands of lives, we still ain’t no closer to winning this […]

No Dum Biryani for Telugu Bidda’s Birthday

Happy Birthday, Raghunandan Yandamuri! Notorious Telugu bidda Raghunandan Yandamuri’s 27th birthday passed off (hopefully) quietly today in a cell at the Montgomery County jail in Pennsylvania. Until today, every February 21 must surely have been a joyous occasion for the ambitious software programmer, who hails from the glorious state of Andhra Pradesh. A day of […]

Cantina Steak Burrito is Just So-So

While my first love will forever be curry, I do have the occasional adulterous fling with Mexican and Chinese cuisine When I heard Taco Bell’s Cantina Steak Burrito was now available “Nationwide,” my passion for the dear puta was reignited. On a cold, windy afternoon, I drove up to the nearest Taco Bell to fill […]