Far from his dwelling let him remove urine and excreta.
Source: Manu Dharmaśāstra a.k.a. Manusmṛti (Laws of Manu), Chapter 4, verse 151

Indian history since the 11th century AD is an inglorious account of Muslim invaders repeatedly pillaging the land, butchering the indigenous Hindu men, ravishing their wives and kidnapping their young daughters.

Muhammad of Ghazni, Muhummad Ghori, Timur, Babar, Akbar, Aurangzeb, Nadir Shah, Ahmed Shah Abdali and scores of lesser Muslim invaders whose names are forever lost to historians crushed Hindus into the dust under the iron-plated hooves of their Arabian steeds and the merciless thrusts of their swords.

In the face of aggressive Muslim conquerors, cowardly Hindu men did what they do best – Cravenly surrendered their homes, wealth, pretty wives, prettier mistresses and nubile daughters to the rapacious, groping hands of Muslim conquerors.

Even during the reign of the Great Mughal a.k.a. Jalaluddin Muhammed Akbar, heralded as a benevolent Emperor in Indian history books, scores of Hindu girls were shoved into his vast harem never to be seen again.

Jodha, if she ever existed, was just another Hindu victim of Akbar’s lascivious gluttony. And the fanciful Jodha-Akbar romance must be dismissed as nothing more than a charming fiction concocted by impotent Hindus desperate to conceal their shame.

Notwithstanding their ceaseless bravado, Hindus are by nature pusillanimous underlings whose identifying trait is to turn tail at the first hint of danger, abandoning their homes, wives, daughters and sons to the brutal plunder and violation of invaders.

Every Indian Hindu today should hang his tonsured head in shame that the nation’s most feared gangster is a Dawood Ibrahim and not a Ram Babu. There can be no bigger insult to the manhood of 950 million Hindu ‘men’ of India.

British Gift to Hindus

Thanks to the British Raj, Indian Hindus in recent centuries have been spared the emasculating ordeals of being looted, hacked, maimed and their wives and daughters turned into chattels by another wave of Muslim invaders.

Over the last 250-years, the lot of Hindus improved as the British colonized India and imposed some order on the vast land solely in the interests of their looting.

When the British finally departed from Indian shores, after plundering all that the land had to offer, their twin legacies were Parliamentary Democracy and Anglo-Indians. Parliamentary Democracy safeguarded Hindus from the sharp swords of Muslims; while Anglo-Indians, the spawn of White soldiers’ heaving and thrusting into countless destitute Hindu women in Erode, Lucknow, Mumbai, Pune, Bengaluru and other far corners of the country, were a bizarre tropical species of Indian-looking, British-acting freaks.

But the 250-year remission Indian Hindus have enjoyed from Muslim barbarity will not last long.

Desperate for the status quo ante of Hindu subjugation, foreign and indigenous Muslims attacks on India have intensified.

Impotent as ever, Hindus bovinely kneel at the feet of their oppressors, part their posterior cheeks and calmly tell their attackers, Bhaiyya Aaram Se Maar Meri Gand.

Hindus – Muslim Vassals Again?

Although it’s not a full-blown, raging Muslim tempest yet, there’s a dank, foul smell of fresh blood in the air.

In modern India, Muslims are not only breeding faster than Hindus but Muslim children are also growing up to be healthier than stunted Hindu children.

In numerous cities, towns and villages of India today, Muslim women drop large litters while Hindus content themselves with small families.

Given the sight of Hindu weaklings and healthier Muslims, we can see the writing on the Indian wall in our mind’s inner eyes.

Wrought by Muslim guns, Muslim RDX bombs and Muslim knives, the Indian wall of the future is painted crimson with a tsunami of Hindu blood.

Should they fail to act now, the outlook for India’s Hindus will be a grim return to the atavistic Muslim depredations of earlier centuries

What Must Hindus Do?

If Indian Hindus are not to suffer the miserable torment of their forebears, they must embrace the best practices of their Muslim foes.

Several academic studies have found Muslim neonatal, infant and child mortality in India to be lower than Hindus.

In the opening lines of a recent academic paper, Michael Geruso (University of Texas, Austin) and Dean Spears (Delhi School of Economics) write:

In India, Muslim children are substantially more likely than Hindu children to survive to their fifth birthday, despite Muslim parents being poorer and less educated on average than Hindu parents.

* Child mortality (death before the age of five years) for Hindu children is 18.6% higher than for Muslims.

* Infant mortality (death before the age of one year) for Hindu infants is 17% higher than for Muslims.

* Neonatal mortality (death before the age of one-month) for Hindu babies is 19% higher than for Muslims.

If child mortality for Muslims is 18.6% lower, that means a lot more Rahims and Rubinas are surviving into adulthood compared to Mahadevs and Mahalakshmis.

So why are Muslim children growing up into strapping young bucks and buxom does while young Hindu boys and girls drop into their graves prematurely?

– Because Muslims are cleaner and more sanitation conscious compared to the cow-piss swilling, caste-ridden Hindus. –

Simply put, a huge number of Hindus delight in the odious practice of open defecation blissfully unmindful of the grave health consequences to themselves and their families. Quaffing cow-piss for millenniums must have turned Hindu brains into mush if they’re ready to ignore harmful effects of open defecation even when toilets are available!

According to the National Health and Family Survey of India (2005), 67% of Hindu households defecate in the open. Now that’s several hundred million Hindus crapping in the open,  resulting in fetid, fecal islands that breed germs day in and day out in the vast countryside and urban hovels.

As anyone of Indian origin knows, open means fields, by the road-side, against any wall, near the train tracks, behind bushes, on the edge of school playgrounds, near the temple and literally any piece of unoccupied land.

Hindus need just enough open space to rest their two legs before they expel the digested remnants of the previous night’s Dum Biryani, Poondu Kuzhambu, Chole Bhatura or Bhel Puri and foul up the land.

Researchers Geruso and Spears found only 42% of poorer Muslim households defecate in the open. Fewer Muslims defecating in the open means fewer Muslims are exposed to fecal germs and thus overall better health for the community.

Unfortunately, there are crappy aspects of Hinduism that encourages open crapping by its adherents.

Vile Hindu scriptures like Manu Dharmasastra exhort Hindus to practice open shitting, far from their homes. A senseless invocation that hundreds of millions of Hindus have taken to heart over millenniums by layering the country yellow and brown.

Blessedly, Mohammed’s Hadith teaching prohibits open shitting, particularly near water sources.

Muadh reported God’s messenger as saying,“Guard against the three things which produce cursing: relieving one self in watering-places, in the middle of the road and in the shade.
– Mishkat-al-Masabih (Muslim sacred text) P.76

Irrespective of their wealth or consumption, researchers have found that Muslims are 15-20 percentage points more likely to use latrines than Hindus.

Studies also show that Hindus do not use toilets even if they’re conveniently available.

With Hindus, the use of toilets is not related to their affordability or availability. Hindus strutting around on motorbikes late in the night will happily expel the wasteful excesses in the open the next morning.

Where toilets exist, mindless Hindus often convert them into storerooms or mini-granaries where wheat, jowar and rice pile up until they’re ready to be turned into Parathas or Biryani for little Munna and baby Munni.

Now you know why Munni badnam hui? 😉 Stuffing your mouth with Parathas from toilet-stored wheat can do strange things to the Hindu body and mind.

As Geruso and Spears write:

In India, Muslims are about 40 percent more likely than Hindus to use pit latrines or toilets, which serve to safely dispose of excreta. More importantly, Muslims are more likely to have Muslim neighbors who follow the same practice. We show that differences in these sanitation behaviors can account for the entire mortality gap between Hindus and Muslims.

So it’s not just individual defecation behavior that makes a difference in reducing neonatal, infant or child mortality among Muslims.

Group behavior in a neighborhood is equally, if not, more important.

Hindu neighborhoods are a lot shittier than Muslim neighborhoods because a lot more Hindus loosen their bowels in the open (unmindful of the trauma-inducing sight of a bare Hindu bottom on sensitive eyes). When a lot of Hindus defecate in the open, there’s a greater chance of stepping into each other’s poo and coming in contact with harmful bacteria and worms, ultimately leading to illness that can be fatal, particular for young children whose immune systems are not strongly developed.

Besides higher infant and child mortality, open defecation also contributes to stunted growth of Hindus in later years. This is less likely with Muslims because of their lower exposure to fecal pathogens.

So if Hindu children want to lead longer and healthier lives, they should abandon Hindu neighborhoods and move into Muslim ghettos however unsightly the carcass of the Holy Cow may be.

If young Ram lives near Mir Jafar, then Ram has a better chance of not only growing up healthy but taller and stronger.

That’s what scholars like Geruso and Spears say:

Hindu households residing in villages that are predominately Muslim (and therefore have, on average, neighbors more likely to use latrines) experience lower infant and child mortality rates than Hindus living amongst other Hindus. P. 5

By the way, the academic studies hold good for both boys and girls.

In modern India, baby Lakshmi runs a higher risk of dying before the age of five compared to baby Mehrunissa.

Preventing Hindu Slavery

If India’s majority Hindus do not want to become slaves again, groaning under the heels of Muslims, they must embrace better hygiene and sanitation practices.

Alas, Hindus find it far easier to pontificate about Dvaita, Advaita, Dharma, Adharma and Moksha in the after-life than to embrace positive change and good sanitation in the present life.

The proportion of Hindus in India has fallen from 85% in 1951 to about 78% in 2011. During the same six decades, Muslim population in India has surged from 9% to nearly 15%. It’s no surprise that the Muslim population surge has coincided with the ‘Muslim mortality advantage’ since the 1960s.

In earlier centuries, the Muslim marauders came from outside. The current and coming waves of Muslim attacks on Hindus will be unleashed from both inside and outside India.

If Narendra Modi and his BJP cohorts really are the guardians of Hindutva and Hindu pride, they must do three things:

1. They must make better sanitation among Hindus a top priority through a massive media campaign accompanied by huge investment in improving sanitation. This will reduce Hindu child and infant mortality and prevent their stunted growth in later years. Forcing Hindus to use toilets will make them manly with the strength to tackle any Jihadi.

2. In concrete terms, the BJP government must fund building of thousands of free public toilets in Delhi, Mumbai, Chennai, Kolkata, Varanasi, Ahmedabad and Patna. Failure to use the free public toilets must lead to modest fines. Based on lessons learned in urban India, the BJP must expand the sanitation mission into the rural hinterland where Hindu bottoms continue to explode in the open with relentless ferocity and monotonous regularity every morning.

3. Ban all conversions and stop the flow of overseas funding for Mosques and Madrasas in India. Every day, Muslim boys in Madrasas in Hyderabad, Aligarh, Gulbarga, Ambur and Srinagar are nourished on a diet of vile hatred toward Hindus and endless love for Islam. Saudi money for nurturing Indian Jihadis must stop.

Should Hindu ‘asses‘ fail to stop their open defecating habits and the rising toll on Hindu population and health, it won’t be long before mechanic Murtaza, barber Faroukh and butcher Jabbar come brazenly marching in from the Muslim ghettos to lay their hands on Hindu homes, property and women.

If the BJP fails to implement the good principles of sanitation and ban overseas wave of donations, they will be allowing the slow but inevitable slide of Hindus into vassals of Muslims

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