How Satan Found Bobby Jindal

I read the words of Jesus Christ, and I realized that they were true…I used to think that I had found God, but I believe it is more accurate to say that He found me.

– Hindu-born Christian Convert Piyush ‘Bobby’ Jindal on How and Why He Became a Christian
Source: Washington Post, May 12, 2014

Jesus Found Me, Claims Bobby Jindal

Ha ha ha ha!

I have not stopped laughing about Piyush ‘Bobby’ Jindal’s nonsense on how Jesus found him.

OMG, based on all the vile trash that Bobby Jindal has been spewing over the years it’s safe to say Satan found Jindal at an early age and the two have been engaged in a cozy love affair since.

Folks, of the countless trash talking Indian Chutiyas I’ve encountered in real life or online Bobby Jindal easily ranks among the worst.

Bobby Jindal is a sick beast who would allow a pregnant woman (even if her life is at risk) to die rather than let her have an abortion.

“I am 100 percent anti-abortion with no exceptions. I believe all life is precious,”Jindal told his home town newspaper The Times Picayune in September 2003.

This Brown man of Indian origin, now Governor of Louisiana, is so desperate to become President he’ll do anything, say anything.

Wooing Christians

Now Piyush Jindal is wooing Christian conservatives with asinine stories on how and why he converted from Hinduism to Christianity.

Describing himself as an “evangelical Catholic,” Bobby Jindal told a gathering of 40,000 conservatives at Liberty University in Lynchburg (Virginia) the other day that the “most significant moment of my life was when I turned it over to Jesus Christ and acknowledged Him as my Savior.”

Guys, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal is a Satanic beast who stooped to deprive poor people of his state from receiving health insurance because of his warped views!

Yes, Bobby Jindal rejected Medicaid expansion in Louisiana on cockamamie grounds.

Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.
– Matthew 7:15
Source: Greatest Fiction Bestseller a.k.a. Bible
(For the record, I believe all religions are hogwash)

Louisiana, the state of which Bobby Jindal has been Governor for several years, continues to remain mired in poverty and ranks poorly on several measures including healthcare (48th out of 50).

My Promise

In a million years, Piyush ‘Bobby’ Jindal will not become President because White ReThuglicans will never vote for a dark-skinned man.

The good news is that in the 2014 Conservative Political Action Conference straw poll held in March 2014, Bobby Jindal got a pitiful 2% of the votes, same as that dodo Sarah Palin.

Even if Bobby Jindal sings Jesus’ praises ad nauseam, ad infinitum, the White trash will not be swayed.

But if such a horrible event were to happen, and if this sick Indian-American whacko Bobby Jindal ever becomes President of the USA, I swear on Christ, Allah and Ram I’ll leave America and go into exile.