The antics of Telugu biddas in Amreeka never ceases to surprise the Indian diaspora.
It seems like not a day passes in Amreeka without another Telugu bidda doing something crazy.
One day Telugu biddas are kidnapping and murdering babies; the next day they are strangling their spouses; the third day they’re groping grandmothers on flights; the fourth day they’re caught in a Medicare drugs scandal; the fifth day they’re stabbing their spouses and children and running off to Andhra Pradesh with the FBI hot on their trail.
And on the sexth day they’re running after Randis (hookers) in Yandamuri County a.k.a. Montgomery County.
Devuda! Devuda!
Hooked in Police Sting
Just the other day, Telugu bidda Udaya S. Neellagutta fell hook, line and sinker in a police sting to catch Johns (men who visit prostitutes) in Pennsylvania.
Udaya Neellagutta – Falls into Police Net
Montgomery County Police Department arrested Udaya Neellagutta of East Norriton (Pennsylvania) on April 11 in a well-planned sting operation by Montgomery Township Police Department and the Montgomery County Detective Bureau that also nabbed nine other Johns.
What makes Neellagutta’s arrest bizarre is that Montgomery County authorities had announced on February 21 that local cops would be going after Johns via sting operations.
Don’t people read the newspapers?
The cops were targeting human trafficking and prostitution in the Montgomeryville section of Montgomery Township.
Crafty police officers placed an online advertisement offering prostitution services. Apparently, the police were deluged with hundreds of text messages and phone calls in response to their fake hooker ads.
Neellagutta allegedly agreed to pay money for sexual services prior to his arrest at a hotel.
The Telugu bidda has been charged with patronizing prostitutes on April 11, 2014 under Section 18 § 5902 §§ E of the Pennsylvania Crime Code which states:
Patronizing prostitutes.–A person commits the offense of patronizing prostitutes if that person hires a prostitute or any other person to engage in sexual activity with him or her or if that person enters or remains in a house of prostitution for the purpose of engaging in sexual activity.
Neellagutta’s preliminary hearing is set for May 30, 2014 in the Montgomery County court of Magisterial District Judge Andrea Hudak Duffy.
Patronizing a prostitute is a third-degree misdemeanor in Pennsylvania for first-time offenders carrying a maximum penalty upon conviction of up to 12 months in jail and a $2,500 fine.
Not a Big Crime
Running after hookers is hardly a major crime.
Hell, our Mayors, Senators, Congressmen and Governors have all run after hookers.
I can’t recollect any of our politicians being arrested for their hooker antics.
Vegas would go bust without its charming hookers!
Isn’t it time we legalized the oldest profession in the world? Prostitution is already legal in parts of Nevada.
Taxpayers on the Hook
It seems Neellagutta has money for hookers but lacks the wherewithal for hiring an attorney to defend himself.
Following the Telugu bidda’s request for a Public Defender, he’s being provided with the services of one.
Neellagutta will turn 31 on June 1, 2014.
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Clearly telugu biddas can’t win at anything and most of us seem to be on the losing side when we try anything that goes outside eating avakai or biryani and watching some dumb flick.
Telugu biddas are good for only three things that are non criminal.
Mediocre IT work to pay the bills, eating and movie watching.
Drinking alcohol is dangerous because it can lead to other stupid or criminal acts being committed.
SearchIndia,com Responds:
OMG, that is so racist.
How can you tar an entire community, and a glorious one at that, through such offensive writing.
And all these days, I thought you were a sober soul raised on Lassi and Buffalo Milk.
Au contraire, your morbid scribblings show you were reared on a surfeit of Bacchus. 🙁
Looks like Mephistopheles dwells deep in your heart!
I beseech Lord Balaji, savior of the Telugu biddas, to remove the canker of hate buried in the depths of your soul.
As atonement for YOUR sins, a la the Mahatma I shall have to punish myself – By closing all comments on the sui generis SI blog until such time as the lacerations left by your bilious comment lingers.
Update:
You write: Drinking alcohol is dangerous because it can lead to other stupid or criminal acts being committed.
Sweetie, did you have inside information on the below incident because Alcohol may have been the trigger for the alleged Groping? 😉
http://www.searchindia.com/2014/04/25/is-america-ready-for-a-second-in-flight-telugu-bidda-groper/
Here is another one for your Wall of Shame »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2612405/Male-passenger-groped-sleeping-womans-breast-FIVE-MINUTES-British-Airways-flight-London-San-Francisco.html
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Thank you, Sweetie.
Yes, it looks like Telugu Biddas are on a rampage.
Is America Ready for a Second In-Flight Telugu Bidda Groper?
ladke, ladke hain… galti ho jati hai
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Some grownup Indian men too will act like boys.
http://www.salon.com/2014/04/25/tech_millionaire_caught_on_tape_brutally_assaulting_his_girlfriend_will_serve_no_jail_time/
I think Tiramisu’s comment was a reference to a recent comment made by Mulayam Singh Yadav against death penalty for rape criminals.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Yes, of course!
If you notice, Tiramisu has put the same comment twice (to two different posts).
I referred to Mulayam Singh Yadav in my response to Tiramisu’s first comment to this post – Is America Ready for a Second In-Flight Telugu Bidda Groper?
Yet another Telugu bidda!!!
Boy O Boy, these guys have such a penchant for crimes.
Once he gets into the prison, he’ll surely find a lot of his brothas in there, let him wear his pants real low so his brothas know what he really likes.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
One way or the other, he’s screwed!