Update: Winning Ticket Sold in Arizona
Unless you’re living under a rock or been completely distracted by Raghunandan Yandamuri’s preliminary hearing, y’all know that today is the Big Day.
Big Powerball Jackpot
Yes, tonight is the Powerball draw for the $550-million jackpot.
Just in case you schmucks can’t do the math, $550 million is in excess of half-billion dollars!
If you win the Powerball jackpot and ask for the winnings to be paid out in a lump sum, your take after taxes would be $360.2 million.
I suppose most Indians can manage with $360.2 million, whaddaya say?
Don’t tell anyone but SI has purchased two tickets, both with Power Play!
Of course, it’s all for charity. Like, you know to make the world a better place.
But didn’t a wise man once say that charity always begins at home. 
By the way, before you schmucks get your hopes up and quit your day jobs, keep in mind that the odds of winning the jackpot $550 million prize is 1 in 175 Million!
You’ll have a better chance of marrying my favorite Hollywood hottie Jennifer Lawrence!
Good Luck, fellas!
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Yes. Went in with a pool at work! Good luck to all of us! Yeah right!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
I always buy the Power Play.
Even if you win a smaller amount, it multiplies.
That’s what they call Desi Greed!
Good Luck, Sweetie!
Maybe, I’ll buy two more!
Didn’t Michael Douglas say, Greed is Good and get the Oscar for that – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Gekko
You want me to Gamble now :)… just kidding … LOL
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Some 312 million people in America are building castles in the air today and planning to quit their jobs tomorrow!
One of those who bought 3 tickets has his dream come crashing
SearchIndia.com Responds:
I haven’t checked yet.
So hope still burns bright.