Allah-u-Akbar: U.S./NATO Bombs Kill 26 Paki Soldiers

The ever merciful Allah smiled upon us today with some good news.

We just returned from a trip to NYC and turned on our PC.

Boy, what should we see?

Yippee, 26 Paki soldiers killed! πŸ˜‰

Apparently, a NATO air-strike deep into Pakistan territory killed 26 Pakistani soldiers oops Paki pigs at a couple of military posts.

American and Paki newspaper say the attacks happened at two military posts in Salala, a village in Pakistan’s Mohmand tribal district. The area is close to the border with Kunar Province in Afghanistan.

Time to Rejoice

Every Paki soldier dead is one terrorist less for our two countries U.S. and India to handle.

A lot of Pakistani soldiers are in reality terrorists wearing military fatigues.

Pakistani soldiers have been involved in attacks on U.S. and NATO bases in Afghanistan and routinely sponsor large-scale violence in different parts of India.

A death of any Pakistani soldier is a time to celebrate for it’s one less terrorist for the world to deal with. And we’re doing just that with a bottle of Guinness Extra Stout beer. πŸ˜‰

Pak Retaliation

Pakistan has retaliated by closing two supply routes to NATO bases in Afghanistan and ordering the closing of a drones air-base at Shamsi in Pakistan.

Folks, we should not be too worried about the Paki action.

After all, the Paki leadership has to stage a tamasha (drama) to its people that they won’t stand this attack blah blah blah.

Ever since the U.S. attack in May on Paki soil killed the 9/11 terrorist Osama bin Laden, the Pakis have been extremely upset with the U.S. The drones attack on terrorists has made the mongrels angrier.

But let’s not forget that Pakistan aka Terroristan is a beggar nation surviving on the alms and crumbs thrown by our country, the U.S.

We suggest, and surely this will be done, throw these Paki mongrels some bones and soon the curs will be licking the bottom of your boots and thanking you for the privilege.

Inshallah, this will be the first of many more bombings by U.S./NATO on Pakistani military posts and the killing of more Paki Soldiers.

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11 Responses to "Allah-u-Akbar: U.S./NATO Bombs Kill 26 Paki Soldiers"

  1. niramay   November 27, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Was this attack accidental or deliberate?

    Have the U.S. finally begun banging the balls of Pakistan?

    Btw, isn’t it Allah-u-Akbar and not Allah-o-Akbar? Everywhere I’ve read, it’s written that way…

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write: Was this attack accidental or deliberate?

    Who can say for sure. There are claims and counter-claims.

    As the Greek dramatist Aeschylus rightly said some 25 centuries back:

    In war, truth is the first casualty.

    2. Changed the Allah-o-Akbar to Allah-u-Akbar. Thanks.

    • Naveen   November 27, 2011 at 7:58 pm

      How dare you misspell Allah-u-Akbar?

      Pretty soon a fatwa against SI will be issued! πŸ˜‰

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      They have to stand in line because the LTTE, Khalistanis, Catholics, Hindu Sena, Abhishek Bachchan and a few other nut-jobs are ahead of them! πŸ˜‰

      • Naveen   November 27, 2011 at 8:44 pm

        Ha ha! Good one! πŸ™‚

      • Twig   November 27, 2011 at 10:37 pm

        Abhishek Bachchan? oh come on, atleast he has fathered Aishwarya Rai’s Child. Aishwarya Rai, the most
        beautiful of the last two decades.

        Isn’t tht a great achievement?

        People lost kingdoms to sleep with ladies, he just did it so easily.

        You’ve gotto congratulate him.

        SearchIndia.com Responds:

        Some day, we’ll respond at length to your ‘erudite’ comment. πŸ˜‰

  2. Naveen   November 27, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    Was this bombing an US Thanksgiving present to Pakistan? πŸ˜‰

    Did SI do any thanksgiving shopping?

    I accompanied a few friends to the midnight doorbuster @Walmart for the $1.96 DVDs and $5 Bluray.

    While rummaging the DVDs, I heard at least 2 different desi groups comment that they had most of the movies downloaded from the net. πŸ™‚

    I guess it is safe to assume that it is pirated stuff!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write: Was this bombing an US Thanksgiving present to Pakistan?

    There’s a saying in English that’s apposite in this context – Never look a gift horse in the mouth!

    Whether it happened accidentally, whether it was a Pak provocation or a bungling by the U.S./NATO forces we have to take good luck without question – like 26 Paki soldiers dead – and in whatever form/shape it comes.

    2. You write: Did SI do any thanksgiving shopping?

    Nah.

    Just went for a drive and saw people lined up/squatting outside the local Best Buy at 2PM in the afternoon for the midnight doorbuster.

    We reckoned they must have come at least 1 or 2 hours before that. This means a 12-hour wait in the cold. We no have no energeeee no more for that kind of craziness.

    Walmart must be much worse. There were soooo many cars in the lot that we could see from the road.

    Only once, several years back we thought we’d brave the crowds and go early. We hit Best Buy at 6AM but there were over 100 people ahead of us. That was the last.

    When you have Netflix, why do you need DVDs.

    Watching Going by the Book on NFLX streaming. Korean comedy…good, so far.

    • Naveen   November 28, 2011 at 1:00 am

      I didn’t see that kind of craziness over here. I went to Walmart at 11 pm for the 12 am doorbuster.

      Luckily found a parking spot very close to the entrance and found the stuff I wanted without having to stand in any line.

      There was mad rush for the doorbuster items though! People had assembled right next to the items so that they could grab em as soon as they were unwrapped at midnight.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Three years back one person died at Walmart in the Black Friday madness.
      http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/29/business/29walmart.html

  3. Twig   November 27, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    Also, checkout Man Bites Dog.

    One of the most absofuckinglutely brilliant and emotional movie ever made.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Will do.

  4. vjcool   November 28, 2011 at 12:44 am

    check this out. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401383/

    seems you would be interested in this.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    We’re aware of this film…will watch it one of these days.

    Just added to our NFLX queue.

  5. vjcool   November 28, 2011 at 12:51 am

    that was fast.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Rumors that SI sleeps are greatly exaggerated. πŸ˜‰

  6. SRINIVAS   November 28, 2011 at 6:47 am

    US has done everything short of declaring a open war on Pakistan …. they keep bombing parts of Pakistani territory in search of terrorists (soldiers / soldiers in civilian clothes (Kargil) / Soldiers as terrorists (ISI) ….and of course the biggest of them is the common man (potential Jihadi) being trained in Islamic schools across Pakistan.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: US has done everything short of declaring a open war on Pakistan

    The problem is the love of U.S. policy-makers for dictators.

    One of the great ironies of the modern era is the extraordinary U.S. support for dictators – Think Pinochet (Chile), Think Zia ul-Haq (Pakistan), Think Musharaf (Pakistan), Think Saudi Arabia & other Middle Eastern monarchies, Think Egypt, Think Philippines, Think Iran (under Shah)…..

    Our fear is that the present civilian Pak govt, weak as it is, could be overthrown and the military will take over and soon the Pak military and U.S. policy-makers will be blowing each other. That will, of course, be extremely detrimental to India.

    And should the inexperienced, feeble-minded Rahul Gandhi become Prime Minister by that time not even Ram can save India. πŸ™

  7. SRINIVAS   November 28, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    SI – ” That will, of course, be extremely detrimental to India. ”

    India and the world at large including US (or let’s say NATO) will gain if Pakistan is busy fighting terrorist within the country and with different groups in Afghanistan so that they have very little time to look at India and US. You have to keep them busy so that Jihad takes place in Islamic countries …..rather than Western soil .

    India ….I am certain that Indians will once again vote for complete idiots from the Gandhi Family …. like they voted for the UPA last time around …..ensuring that they don’t need Pakistan or China to destroy them ….when a Italian can do it.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. The key problem is without U.S. aid the Pakistan nukes will quickly fall into the hands of the bearded nut-cases.

    Once the whackos get hold of the nuke trigger, the world will speak of Delhi in the past tense.

    But if we (U.S.) give the pigs aid, the Pak military uses a lot of it against India and some of it against U.S./NATO instead of fighting the Taliban militants as the aid is meant to.

    It’s a difficult scenario for both U.S. and India.

    2. Rahul Gandhi is not Italian.

    And Sonia is just a place-warmer for Rahul/Priyanka.

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