Can You Schmucks Guess This Food Item?

Given our fondness for eating, we never miss an opportunity to stuff food into our mouth.

In the course of our restless gustatory wanderings, we came upon this food item.

Most Indians know the name of this food item though they’d be hard-pressed to identify it by looking at the below picture. 😉

Let’s see how many of you schmucks can get it right. Most likely, no one will.

We’ll provide the answer on Friday.


26 Responses to "Can You Schmucks Guess This Food Item?"

  1. rama dasa   May 4, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    chicken,pizza sauce,bread stick cereal bar and some kind of cheese bread????????

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Sad answer.

    We said in the brief writeup (above): Most Indians know the name of this food item though they’d be hard-pressed to identify it by looking at the below picture.

    Wait until Friday. 😉

  2. முனிAndy   May 4, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    chargrilled chicken, casserole, osama’s blood with some meat?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Try again.

    We said (above), Most Indians know the name of this food item….

    EZ answer but we doubt anyone’ll get it. 😉

  3. kd36939   May 4, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    Fried panneer, channa masala, kathi roll, indian custard 😉

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Try harder!

  4. vjcool   May 5, 2011 at 2:34 am

    Chole bhature, beef steaks, coconut rice and some kind of bread!!.. donno if its right, but felt hungry trying to guess the food.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You are absolutely right wrong.

    • StrYngLad74   May 5, 2011 at 10:30 pm

      Beef is red-meat, mate! What are you smoking?

  5. Bupesh   May 5, 2011 at 2:58 am

    Pav baji!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Nooooooooo

  6. rama dasa   May 5, 2011 at 8:35 am

    ok,the meat is pork,that i know, the rest, as the tree said to the logger”I’m stumped”!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    🙁

    We told ya it’s a very popular Indian dish.

  7. shiva84   May 5, 2011 at 8:44 am

    Chicken Maryland, Butter Naan, Butter chicken, Pazha Bhajji 😛

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Not Chicken Maryland.

    Not Chicken Virginia, Not Chicken North Carolina, Not Chicken California, Not Chicken New Jersey and Not Chicken any other U.S. state either.

    Simple answer but none of you will get it.

    The answer will shock you.

  8. Big Poppa.   May 5, 2011 at 9:21 am

    Looks like Pizza,Rice and omelet.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Since when did Pizza,Rice and omelet become a popular Indian dish?

  9. vjcool   May 5, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    chole, appam, puttu, and.. well.. this has to be it!!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Try again. Try harder.

    But we doubt anyone will get it right.

    All, we’ll say again is that it’s a wildly popular Indian dish.

  10. முனிAndy   May 5, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    which item do we have to identify? the red thing in the bowl?
    the thing in the middle is chicken, right?
    the thing on the right is upma?
    The food doesn’t look very palatable.. or is it just a poor quality picture? I am guessing that we will be getting a scathing review tomorrow?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. Good quality picture (iPhone 4).

    2. We’ve had the popular Indian dish on several occasions and so have countless others.

    We ordered it at a restaurant and what we got is in the picture. We were stunned beyond belief. 🙁

    3. Scathing review? 😉

    4. All of you know the answer but can’t get to it.

  11. rama dasa   May 5, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    Whatever it is, just looking at it makes my colon clench!

  12. STG   May 5, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    lets see…the right one looks like uthappam or some kind of naan (since you said indian dish…but it actually looks like vegetable lasagne – a mexican dish with cheese topping 😉 ).

    that cross over thing looks like a pie or cake?

    the stick looks like vegetable roll

    red thing in the left could be chenna masala or even kara kulambu…but wondering why they serve this along uthappam which usually goes with sambar

    Peace 🙂

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Kara Kulambu? Uthappam? Chenna Masala?

    Better luck next time, sweetie-pie.

  13. StrYngLad74   May 5, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    Either tandoori chicken or chicken tikka masala.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Bravo! Bravo!

    It’s not Friday yet, 35 minutes more for closing time.

    You’re the ONLY one to get it right.

    Folks, we’re gonna stop the guessing-game right now and declare StrYngLad74 the Winner!

    Yes, it’s Chicken Tikka Masala indeed.

    At least, the Uno Chicago Grill version of it. 🙁

    Un’fu**ing’believable, right? We’ll have the review out tomorrow or Saturday.

    And for all those who guessed Upma, Chenna Masala, Chicken Pizza sauce, Beef steak, Chole Bature, Omelet, Chicken Maryland, Butter Naan, Butter chicken, Pazha Bhajji, whatever you guys are smoking, we’d like a drag! 😉

    • StrYngLad74   May 5, 2011 at 11:50 pm

      From their website, the dish is described as

      “Inspired by classic Tandoori cooking with ‘masala’ (mixture of spices). Our tomato based sauce is flavored with robust spices including ginger, cumin, coriander, cardamom and turmeric. Served with whole grain brown rice with Ocean Spray® sweetened dried cranberries and roasted vegetables.”

      I don’t see the roasted vegetables unless they’re drowned in that cheese.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Disgusting piece of shit!

      For those who asked about the individual items in the picture (above): On the left, the Tomato Sauce, Chicken in the middle, top Brown Rice and a Breadstick and on the right Red Bliss Mashed Potatoes.

      On the whole, Pukeworthy Garbage! 🙁

  14. vjcool   May 5, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    dosa, naan, paneer masala …

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    We’d like a drag of your reefer! 😉

    The correct answer is out, from StrYngLad74 (please see above).

  15. logu   May 6, 2011 at 1:09 am

    Is that Tomato Sauce? it looks like a loose motion with blood………

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Hey, that’s what we ate. Don’t you go around calling it Loose…. 🙁

  16. logu   May 6, 2011 at 3:53 am

    Lol.. that’s just a joke….

    Offtopic: http://www.hindu.com/2011/05/06/stories/2011050658370100.htm

    The Bastards keep whining as always conveniently forgetting the large scale disaster their shitty nation has suffered in the previous wars…

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    One fine day, Pakistanis will wake up & find all their Nukes gone.

    All removed by the U.S.

    Wouldn’t that be wonderful? Then we can bomb those mongrels into the stone age!

  17. logu   May 6, 2011 at 7:06 am

    Incredible India indeed

    http://in.news.yahoo.com/yoga-teacher-kills-israeli-woman-bangalore-160036651.html

    http://in.news.yahoo.com/live–india–in-real-time-20110505.html

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Indian advertisement for a Double Door Fridge.

    So Big You Can Stuff Your Murdered Girl Friend in It.

    • StrYngLad74   May 6, 2011 at 3:34 pm

      @SI: “Then we can bomb those mongrels into the stone age!”

      You really think that’s the right approach?

      @logu: “http://in.news.yahoo.com/yoga-teacher-kills-israeli-woman-bangalore-160036651.html”

      Really? Somehow one yoga teacher killing an Israeli lover is tantamount to an “Incredible” India article?

      How incredible is the USA then for harboring a serial killer like Dahmer who raped, killed, chopped up and stored many of his victims in his freezer, and then proceeded to cannibalize them?

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Bombing Pakis into the stone age? That’s probably too good for those sickos.

      Some people in the world are like the Halloween kid (remember the movie?). Sick from birth.

      Regarding Dahmer, sure let’s run the fridge ad here too.

      Thor-ing.

  18. rama dasa   May 6, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    if any of you muts go to detroit soon,visit the following:

    1.udipi indian resturaunt( i know it is spelled wrong) in farmington hills next to BK

    2.patel brothers a couple doors down from udipi

    3.laural park place mall’s chinese massage parlor

    4.the bar at the marriot connected to laurel mall

    dont visit the following:

    1.bombay grill,mango lassi was warm,food blandish

    2.[deleted because no reason was provided]

    3.twelve oaks mall in novi

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You must provide reasons why readers should not visit a place. Since you did not provide it for No-2 (above), we deleted it.

    In any case, who goes to Detroit. People are fleeing Detroit.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/06/us/06detroit.html

    http://detnews.com/article/20110323/METRO01/103230387/Detroit%E2%80%99s-population-falls-25—Bing-wants-recount

    • StrYngLad74   May 9, 2011 at 12:46 pm

      @SI: “You must provide reasons why readers should not visit a place. Since you did not provide it for No-2 (above), we deleted it.”

      Look at No.3…”Twelve Oaks Mall in Novi.” Do you see a reason next to it, because I don’t.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Attention Rama Dasa:

      Rama Dasa, please see above comment.

      So, what’s your problem with Twelve Oaks Mall?

      You can write what you want about Draupadiji, Sitaji, Ramaji, Ravanji, Duryodhanji, Muhammedji, Christji, Buddhaji and all the historic Jis but you must provide a rationale for dislikes/likes of contemporary figures/establishments. Comprende?

      It’s not out of the realm of possibility that some readers might live in/visit Detroit, Chicago or any other place that you mention and they might wish to know the rationale behind your comment on a place/person.

      Of course, this applies to all readers.

      • முனிAndy   May 9, 2011 at 2:32 pm

        Lad is also being a review Nazi.. SI is contagious.

        Rama Draupadiji, Sitaji, Ramaji, Ravanji, Duryodhanji, Muhammedji, Christji, Buddhaji Dasa

        SI, when is the dysentery tikka masala review coming? I am curious to know how the mashed potatoes tasted.

        SearchIndia.com Responds:

        Uno Chicken Tikka Masala review? Today.

        Will first upload a short review of Lovely Bones (Saoirse Ronan) by 3:15PM ET.

      • rama dasa   May 9, 2011 at 3:39 pm

        The reason why i told reviewers to avoid twelve oaks is because some @$$wipe (a blonde) damn near hit us when we were pulling in/coming out of the mall parking lot at around 5:30 pm last Friday.

        Also the store workers didnt bother to say”welcome to (insert store name)” or”do you need any help finding anything (sir or maam)”? i don’t recommend you visit twelve oaks around 5:30 pm as the drivers are in desperate need of taking their drivers ED course again.i don’t like the attitude of the store workers/managers: when i was in border’s express, this poor teenage girl walked in 6 minutes late and was rudely told by her boss “I don’t need you now,your six minutes late anyway,go find yourself another job”!

  19. rama dasa   May 7, 2011 at 7:45 am

    royal sweet’s served me bland samosa’s with stale lassi,thats why,also the food was NOT kept in appropriate room temp.

  20. rama dasa   May 7, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    Also i would def. recommend “Haandi” Indian cuisine in Livonia as well as the mundir in canton,which is also handicap accessible and has very nice architecture w/very nice pillars.the lassi at “haandi” was some of the best i have ever tasted and the rice was fantastic.i would also recommend that bar that is connected to the mall in Livonia (my friend enjoyed the shots of bailey’s irish, i didnt drink).

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