Exclusive: My Tryst with 72-Virgins by Osama bin Laden
It took nearly a decade.
But finally justice was done to avenge the brutal attacks on 9/11/2001 that killed nearly 3,000 Americans (under former President George W.Bush’s watch).
Osama bin Laden Dead
Folks, we’re happy to report to y’all that Islamic terrorist, leader of Al Qaeda and mastermind of the 9/11 attacks Osama bin Laden is now having a jolly good time with 72 virgins in Heaven after meeting his death at the hands of U.S. soldiers in Pakistan. ๐
Just in case you didn’t know, many Muslims believe that violent attacks on innocents, engaging in suicide bombings and other maniacal acts earn them a place in heaven and a rollicking time with 72 virgins.
Today Osama bin Laden won that grand 72-Virgins lottery. ๐
Osama bin Laden was 54-years-old when he embarked on his 72-Virgins Mission a few hours ago.
In an address to the nation, U.S. President Barack Obama said:
[O]n nights like this one, we can say to those families who have lost loved ones to al Qaedaโs terror: Justice has been done.
But it’s a mighty shame that with all our resources it took nearly 10-years to kill Osama.
Osama Killed in Pakistan Heartland
By the way, as long suspected Osama bin Laden was hiding in that terrorist haven Pakistan.
But what was surprising was that Osama was not hiding in the border area between Afghanistan and Pakistan but in the heart of Pakistan.
Osama bin Laden was cornered in the town of Abbottabad, just 32-miles north of the Pakistani capital Islamabad and a few miles from the Indian border state of Jammu & Kashmir.
We wouldn’t be surprised in the least to learn in the coming days that Osama was being sheltered by Pakistan’s intelligence agency ISI or the country’s Army.
It is high time the U.S. stops giving any aid to the harborers of terrorists aka Pakistan.
$25m Reward – Who Ratted Out Osama?
The big question now is who got the $25 million reward that the U.S. State Department had offered for Osama bin Laden’s head.
It’s highly likely that Osama bin Laden was ratted out by one of his accomplices in crime.
Whoever informed the Americans about Osama’s hideout in Abbottabad must have received safe passage to the U.S. besides the $25 million award.
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False flag.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
???
You mean it’s not Osama but a seller of tender coconuts who was killed in Pakistan?
Well, if you have concrete information that it’s not Osama please call the U.S. Embassy in your country and let them know. Surely, they’ll be pleased to hear your views. ๐
BTW, the ISI has also verified Osama’s death.
Why does his death news not tickle my enthusiastic nerves…not even a blip? could be time?…Yes. I would have been more happy if he had got killed within few months of the 9/11 attacks but its been a decade. Now it just looks like another news in Sun TV “86am ward uruppinarana Ammaiyappan kalamaanar. avarukku vayadhu 54” (86th ward member Ammaiyappam passed away. His age is 54).
How does it feel for you?
SearchIndia.com Responds:
1. You write: Why does his death news not tickle my enthusiastic nerves…not even a blip?
Maybe, because Osama was not gay! ๐
2. You write: Now it just looks like another news in Sun TV “86am ward uruppinarana Ammaiyappan kalamaanar. avarukku vayadhu 54” (86th ward member Ammaiyappam passed away. His age is 54).
Superb sentence! ROFL. ๐
3. You write: How does it feel for you?
Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish!
As Obama said a few hours back: Justice has been done.
osama sucks,obama rocks
Did you see the dead face? I thought I found one, but it turned out to be fake.
http://blogs.reuters.com/russell-boyce/2011/05/02/bin-laden-is-dead-prove-it/
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Not yet.
Al-Quran doesn’t mention 72 virgins at all,at least not in the abdulla yusuf ali translation.It’s actually mentioned in the hadith which was composed long after the prophet died in medinah.
72 virgins huh? did they say it would be only female virgins? (courtesy of Jeff Dunham and “Achmed- The dead terrorist”)
SearchIndia.com Responds:
No, they didn’t say the virgins would be humans either. ๐
I expect Pakistan to come up with some bizarre excuse to cover up,just as they did during every Terror attack which occurred in India. But they can’t fool the world anymore.
I’m sure the ISI might’ve sheltered Osama,it’s high time they brand ISI too as a Terrorist organisation. Enough number of evidences have suggested that ISI has plotted and funded many Terrorist activities in other countries,esp. India.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Osama’s compound in Abbottabad was very close to the Pakistan Military Academy, a training center for Officers. ๐
As long as Pakistan has nukes, it’s hard to do anything to them. Sad reality.
“Those who wish that Jihad has ended or weakened, I tell them: Let us wait a little bit.” – Al Qaeda spokesperson.
Now, that is CREEPY! ๐
SearchIndia.com Responds:
The Al Qaeda spokesman and the Pakistani Army/ISI spokesman are probably the same person.
bogus politician digvijay singh openly defends osama bin ladin’s “right” to a “proper” berial
http://www.hindujagruti.org/news/11896.html
SearchIndia.com Responds:
By now, the sharks must have ingested, digested and egested Osama’s earthly remains.
Will people in dark red Republican states like Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana. Alabama, Utah, Wyoming support Obama now or it is impossible for a Democrat to win these states.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
The Rednecks, White Grandmas, gun-lovers and the social conservative White trash in your above states will always vote Republican because these jackasses are examples of living rigor mortis.
you forgot parts of north west ohio as well! i will never forget when my high school class was going out to the football field (back during the 04 elections) and one of my dickhead classmates said (when he saw a “john kerry for president” bumper sticker)”i wish i could rip that thing off”! makes utah look like shangri la!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Rupert Murdoch & his Fox News channel would be long broke but for all these idiots.
changing the subject,here’s one for all my hefty “friends” on SI
http://health.msn.com/health-topics/sexual-health/mens-sexual-health/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100272093>1=31028
personally i think girls wish big hips to well in the sack or in india,the prime ministers office!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Your comment came out blank.
Wonder why? ๐
Fixed. Thanks.
I wish Assange takes notice of this ๐ and comes up with “leaks” for SI.
OT: China takes another step forward to checkmate USA.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/china/More-trouble-for-US-China-now-downgrades-its-ratings/articleshow/9470675.cms
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Unless there’s a nuclear meltdown of 100 reactors or 100 successful Tiananmen-style protests, China will rule the world. ๐
Prepare to learn Chinese, Mandarin and the other Chinese dialects!
I’ll start with Chinese food. ๐
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Actually, Chinese food (the traditional ones, not the Indian-Chinese greasy stuff) is healthy. We get it fairly often.
You mean raw fish, snakes and other similar dishes? ๐
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Nah, the usual fried rice, noodles kinda stuff.
At one time, we used to eat a lot of those orange chicken etc but stopped now.
Really? Can you share a link for traditional Chinese food? I assume it is different from what is served in the usual Chinese restaurants here, which looks and feels unhealthy.
I’d like to try the traditional one you are referring to assuming they have something vegetarian.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
The standard Veg Fried Rice, Noodles etc that you get for $5-$7. Unfortunately, the Chinese restaurants we frequent have yet to hear of the Internut and leave paper-menus on the door-knob. So, no links.
Problem is the broccoli. They use it a lot, must be cheap.
We have 6 Chinese restaurants in a radius of 8 miles. Open from 11-11 come rain or shine. There must be plenty in your area too.
Orange chicken, honey chicken and mango chicken are not traditional Chinese food. I got tired after eating it a couple of times.
I love chinese beef noodles soup and dumplings. I can eat Japanese udon noodles and Sushi all day long.
Standard Fried Rice that we get here is garbage (Gallons of oil). I prefer steam rice.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
You write: Orange chicken, honey chicken and mango chicken are not traditional Chinese food.
According to Wiki, Orange Chicken is a is a Chinese-American dish of Hunan origin.
We had mango chicken recently at an Indian restaurant. Awpool. ๐
From Osama to Orange Chicken. :D..
Btw who changed his name from Usama to Osama?
SearchIndia.com Responds:
In the African-American language, Usama is Osama.
Now, don’t tell us that there is no such thing as an African-American language. It’s what Whites looking like Blacks speak when they want to get into the White House. ๐
I like the like button.
Why does Abhi’s comment have a yellow background?
SearchIndia.com Responds:
If a comment/SI Response gets 4 Likes or more, you see that yellow background.