OK folks, time now for another installment of your favorite Incredible India posts, those only-in-India stories.

Who cares about 37-year-old Sachin Tendulkar’s 50th test century when we have the 78-year-old budda Manmohan Singh scoring a hat-trick.

Three Victims
India’s Prime Minister Manmohan Singh is a wimp, a pussy when it comes to tackling Pak-sponsored terrorism, corruption, growing income disparities, infrastructure crises, Maoist attacks, Chinese encroachments and other serious challenges to the nation.

But when it comes to his security, the 78-year-old dotard wants to be protected from all threats, real and imagined.

Even if Manmohan Singh’s security repeatedly costs the lives of ordinary Indians.

So far, Manmohan Singh is responsible for the deaths of three Indians who could not reach the hospital in time because his heavy security apparatus blocked the roads and prevented the seriously ill victims from reaching the hospital in time.

In the latest incident, Manmohan Singh’s security apparatus cost the life of 46-year-old Anil Jain, who died of a heart attack after his ambulance was struck in Delhi traffic because of security restrictions relating to the Prime Minister’s motorcade.

Earlier, Manmohan Singh’s security apparatus led to the death of an eight-year-old boy in Kanpur in July. The second victim was a 32-year-old man in Chandigarh last year. And now, it’s Delhi.

Where will Manmohan Singh’s next victim be?

Any guesses, folks?

Perhaps in South India for the old man is yet to open his account there.

Hey, what’s that noise over there?

Oh, that’s nothing.

Just the wails of the bereaved family members of Manmohan Singh’s latest victim singing the dirge Mera Bharat Mahaan.