Like Newton’s famous laws, we now have a Bollywood Law of Box Office Returns, or BLOBOR in short.

This is what BLOBOR states – If a Hindi movie features Abhishek Bachchan you can be sure the end result will be a disaster.

Just as night follows day, disaster trails Abhishek Bachchan.

The bozo is a Jonah. Anything Abhishek touches is doomed.

In a movie industry dominated by misfits, Abhishek Bachchan is the biggest freakshow.

Having sat through so many of his movies nightmares, our unambiguous conclusion is that Abhishek Bachchan can’t act, can’t dance and has ZERO screen presence.

Hell, the fella can’t even walk without looking silly.

Abhishek Bachchan’s latest mega disaster at the box office, the UK box office that is, is Khelein Hum Jee Jaan Sey.

Folks, see how badly Khelein Hum Jee Jaan Sey has fared at the UK box office compared to a few other prominent Bollywood movies: