If you want to get a sense of a film industry, may we humbly suggest you start with the names of the movies coming out of the region.

Take for instance, Telugu films aka Tollywood.

Made by simians from Andhra Pradesh blissfully unaware of the meaning of the words art, culture or quality, Telugu language movies are outcrassed (not a typo, we mean the neologism outcrassed) only by its neighbor Kollywood.

Even the names of Telugu films are atrocious, repetitive and downright silly, suggesting a total lack of imagination.

Here’s a short list of Ugly Telugu Movie names:

Ranga the Donga
Donga
Dongalaku Donga
Donga Ramudu
Donga Sachinollu
Donga Mogudu
Dongala Dopidi
Donga Police
Donga Pelli
Dongalu Baboi Dongalu
Dongodochhadu
Donga garu Swagatham
Dongala Veta
Dongalaku Saval
Dongallo Dora
Yamadonga
Amma Donga
Andaru Dongale
Manchi Donga
Jebu Donga
Adavi Donga
Kondaveeti Donga
Takkari Donga
Gharana Donga
Bagdad Gajadonga
Manushulu Chesina Dongalu
Dorakani Donga
Dorikithe Dongalu
Bhale Donga
Bhale Dongalu (2008)
Bhale Dongalu (1976)
Kondaveeti Donga
Bandhipotu Dongalu
Iddaru Dongalu
Doragariki Donga Pellam
Todu Dongalu (1981)
Todu Dongalu (1954)
Alibaba 40 Dongalu
Rowdy No1
Political Rowdy
State Rowdy
Assembly Rowdy
Kottapeta Rowdy
Two Town Rowdy
Rangoon Rowdy
Rowdy Mogudu
Kirayi Rowdylu
Rowdy Alludu
Rowdy Annayya
Mechanic Alludu
America Ammayi
Hitler
Yamudiki Mogudu
Happy (2006)
Happy Days
Happy Happy Ga (2010)
Daddy Daddy (1998)
Daddy (2002)
Darling (2010)
Radha My Darling
Hello Guru
Family Circus
Circus Ramudu
Chiranjeevi
Maa Naana Chiranjeevi (worst one)
Vicky Daada
President Gari Pellam
Shivamani 9848022338
Gudachari 116
Jamesbond 777
CBI Officer
Super Police
Police Venkataswamy
Black Tiger
Agent Gopi
Captain Krishna
Inspector Bharya
Inspector Rudra
Detective Naarada
Hands Up
Kick
Mango
Real Hero
Gang Leader
Collector Gari Abbai
Collector Garu
Tahsildaar Gari Ammaayi
Murali Krishnudu
Janaki Ramudu
Driver Ramudu
Andala Ramudu
Allari Ramudu
Kaliyuga Ramudu
Ramudu Bheemudu
Adavi Ramudu (1977)
Adavi Ramudu (2004)
Saradaa Ramudu
Kukka Katuku Cheppu Debba
Bavagaru Bagunnara?
Athaku Yamudu Ammayiki Mogudu
Intlo Illalu Vantintlo Priyuralu
Premichukondam Raa
Love In Singapore
Student No.1
Puli Bebbuli
Bejawada Bebbuli
Komaram Puli
Nuvvostanante Nenoddantana
Villagelo Vinayakudu
Dabbu Dabbu Dabbu
(Source: Wiki)

Now folks, do you really think the Telugu movie industry has any chance in a million years that anyone apart from the monkeys hailing from the state known as Andhra Pradesh will watch this nonsense.

BTW, have we missed any interesting Telugu film names? 😉

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