Who’s the Bigger Chutia?

How Paki Chutias View India:

Hinduon ki zahaniyat hi aisi hai.

bagal meN chhuri/ muuNh meN Ram Ram

(Source: Outlook)

Ha ha ha. And this from the whacko, Osama-loving, Taliban kissing, Jihadi nut-jobs who don’t have even a semblance of a government.

How Bollywood Chutia Shah Rukh Khan Views Pakistan:

My family is from Pakistan….It’s a great neighbor to have. We’re great neighbors. They’re good neighbors. Let’s just love each other.


(Source: SRK’s interview with Prannoy Roy on NDTV)

Who’s the Bigger Chutia?

Guess, in the SRK universe our ‘good neighbors’ can come to our soil, massacre us repeatedly and still remain good neighbors.

We don’t know about you schmucks but we think Shahrukh Khan is the bigger Chutia here.

Say what you will, but it’s hard to find a more traitorous Chutia than Shah Rukh Khan.

20 Responses to "Who’s the Bigger Chutia?"

  1. amitshetty   February 7, 2010 at 8:30 am

    SRK may not be number one in stardom.
    But when it comes to being chutiya in real life no actor comes close to in.
    First Newark airport tamasha and now this great neighbour Pakistan.
    What next?
    Arranging special screening of his forthcoming film My Name Is Khan to Kasab and Afzal Guru.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: What next? Arranging special screening of his forthcoming film My Name Is Khan to Kasab and Afzal Guru.

    We won’t be surprised. πŸ™

  2. amitshetty   February 7, 2010 at 8:36 am

    There is also some more chutiya comments (lesser than SRK’s one) but still very idiotic :
    Producer of dungheap called 3 Idiots Vidhu Vinod Chopra says this when ask about competition from Avatar to his film :
    “Avatar script is absolute rubbish.”

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: Producer of dungheap called 3 Idiots Vidhu Vinod Chopra says this when ask about competition from Avatar to his film : “Avatar script is absolute rubbish.”

    Still, a gazillion times better than his trash called 3 Idiots.

  3. dot.dash-   February 7, 2010 at 10:43 am

    is the Snowmageddon over? last week our area had 6 inches of snow and the schools remained closed for 3 days…

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    We got about 22-inches to 24-inches. Sick.

    They lifted the travel ban last night.

    Now, there’s talk of more snow Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. πŸ™

  4. StrYngLad74   February 7, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    @amitshetty: “Avatar script is absolute rubbish.”

    That it DEFINITELY is. The awesome visuals make the movie and not the script- which has been done to death a gazillion times. There wasn’t even a line worth remembering in this movie.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Excerpt from SI’s review of Avatar:

    What comes in the way of Avatar scaling the stratospheric heights of classic excellence are the so-so story and corny dialogs (banal stuff like Come on, who’s bad? What you got? or Those dirty bastards aren’t getting the message or We’ll fight terror with terror).

    Although never boring, the story and dialogs fail to match the compelling visual imagery on the screen.

  5. StrYngLad74   February 7, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    @SI “How the Pakistan Chutias View India:

    Hinduon ki zahaniyat hi aisi hai.

    bagal meN chhuri/ muuNh meN Ram Ram”

    You missed the mention of the word “baniya” in the same interview. They’re still clinging to that notion that, Gandhi the baniya is responsible for the Indian dislike towards them. You’d think that in a “equal and pious” Muslim society, the notion of a caste wouldn’t exist.

    Did someone say “ummah”?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Yeah, we saw the reference to ‘Baniya’ earlier

    And to think the poor soul (Gandhi) insisted on the payment of Rs 55-crore to Pakistan despite the Pak-backed aggression in Kashmir just after Independence.

    If we had not paid the money then the only ‘balls’ the Afridis Pakis would be biting into even now would be those of wild animals.

  6. StrYngLad74   February 7, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Excerpt from SRK’s interview with Outlook

    “On why his team Kolkata Knight Riders did not pick up Pakistani players, the megastar said, “there was only one slot available and nobody told us to take or not take Pakistani players. We also have to take into consideration the prevailing atmosphere.””

    Seriously, SOMEONE needs to tell YOU- the OWNER of KKR? I mean, shamelessness and cowardice has its own f**king limits. I’d never say this about a fellow Indian, but this a**hole needs to pack his bags and head to the land of his ancestors, i.e. Pakistan.

    Full article here: http://news.outlookindia.com/item.aspx?674166

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write: I’d never say this about a fellow Indian, but this a**hole needs to pack his bags and head to the land of his ancestors, i.e. Pakistan.

    We disagree.

    This chutia was born in India and has every right to remain in Incredible India as any other citizen of the land.

    2. You write: I mean, shamelessness and cowardice has its own f**king limits

    SRK is hardly the only pussy in Bollywood, cricketdom or for that matter elsewhere in India.

    When Muslims were slaughtered in Gujarat, we do not recollect seeing saw any of the major Bollywood stars or our cricket heroes marching to Gujarat and protesting the massacre to Narendar ‘Hitler’ Modi or condemning it in strong enough language at the time.

    That said, if Shah Rukh‘chutia’Khan really had the guts and felt strongly enough on the subject he should have picked up a Paki player.

  7. logu   February 7, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    if Shah Rukhβ€˜chutia’Khan really had the guts and felt strongly enough on the subject he should have picked up a Paki player

    so it seems “Balasaheb” picked his target spot on this time ie SRK…

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    SRK’s ‘guts and glory’ is all only on the screen.

  8. SRINIVAS   February 8, 2010 at 4:00 am

    my views are well know on such subjects ……….for past many YEARS …..did everything possible ………played so many matches …..sang so many songs …….ate their mangoes ……..rotis ……..also fought wars ……..and what not ………….they in turn drank our blood …….yet the same arguments put forth by secularists / leftists …….. ……………..there is no difference …………

    SRK is not a Chutiya ……..We are the ones ……..this is our country ….we must take charge …..take control and f*ck those bastards ……….unfortunately we are a divided lot ………even in face of such a assault ……….in any other country ……..SRK would think before making such a statement for fear of boycott of his movies ………..here they openly display their affection for pakistan ……..in the garb of promoting peace …………

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: in any other country ……..SRK would think before making such a statement for fear of boycott of his movies

    True.

  9. StrYngLad74   February 8, 2010 at 9:26 am

    SI said: “This chutia was born in India and has every right to remain in Incredible India as any other citizen of the land.”

    True, but he can feel right at home where his ancestry is from and he and the other two chutiyas, Tanvir and Afridi [Deleted].

    “When Muslims were slaughtered in Gujarat, we do not recollect seeing saw any of the major Bollywood stars or our cricket heroes marching to Gujarat”

    The only time a Bollywood star has spoken for a domestic issue has been Aamir Khan for the Narmada Bachao Aandolan. FTR, they’ve been silent over the ethnic cleansing of Kashmiri pandits in the valley, the Mumbai blasts of 1993, Babri Masjid, etc. etc. We know our Bollywood heroes are pusillanimous, but SRK is the only one I recall who made a strong verbal case of being one.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Beware, the Pathan chutia is going to come after you, i.e. after he makes a Kabab out of us. πŸ˜‰

    BTW, people often talk of ethnic cleansing of Kashmiri Pandits but few remember the numerous attacks on Hindus in Punjab during the hey days of that nut-case Bhindranwale.

    • kreacher   February 10, 2010 at 12:32 pm

      Preity Zinta stood her ground too, albeit for a terror issue. She testified in 2003 in the Bharat Shah case against Chhota Shakeel and the Indian Mafia, while pansies like Salman Khan and Shah Rukh Khan became hostile witnesses.

      Now you have the ever-so-illustrious Amitabh Bachchan endorsing Modi’s Gujarat.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Preeti Zinta is the only Bollywood star with cojones, the men are all castrated striplings.

      BTW, reading My Uncle Oswald by your favorite Roald Dahl.

      • kreacher   February 10, 2010 at 2:52 pm

        My Uncle Oswald is a rather interesting read – quite raunchy for a mainstream novel written by a person with a bunch of kids’ stories to his credit!

        SearchIndia.com Responds:

        You write above: quite raunchy for a mainstream

        Raunchy it is, right from the first paragraph on the first page.

        But we wouldn’t call this priapically obsessed novel mainstream. πŸ˜‰

  10. StrYngLad74   February 8, 2010 at 11:43 am

    @SI:

    “Beware, the Pathan chutia ”

    Shahrukh Khan is half-Pathan and half-Janjua Rajput. He possesses no qualities of bravado often associated with Pathans or Rajputs. This “sambaar-saadam” chomping Iyer (well, not really :). This one enjoys his chicken, lamb, and steak shamelessly) can slap an arm-bar on him so fast that he won’t even know what hit him.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    ‘Just remember, I am a demented Pathan.’
    – Shah Rukh Khan in Rediff interview, March 16, 2007.

    But the context of above interview was different.

  11. StrYngLad74   February 8, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    @SI: “Just remember, I am a demented Pathan.”

    So is Shahid Afretardi. Maybe they can bite each others balls.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You mean cricket balls, right? πŸ˜‰

    • StrYngLad74   February 8, 2010 at 5:11 pm

      @SI

      This is probably why SRK loooooooooves Pakistan. He finds chutias like him there too. Look at an example of his audience that fawns over him in adoration.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlvy0dT7wrg

      “You mean cricket balls, right?”

      Cricket balls, soccer balls, salty balls, hairy balls, stinky balls…who cares.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Watched the videoof the SRK wannabe.

      But keep in mind the draw of Indian movies is not restricted to Pakistan.

      In the oddest of places, you come across the impact of Indian movies.

      We once encountered an elderly Turkish cab driver in Cologne humming the old classic Aawara Hoon.

  12. StrYngLad74   February 8, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    @SI

    Apparently the “poyzz” (boys) in Pakistan cricket team are also “licking good”….besides biting, that is. Pack your bags SRK and head there quickly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNmWA-2bAjA

    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Well, the Paki cricket Chutias may confuse ‘licking’ for ‘looking’ but there’s no denying they often give Indians a good licking on the field. πŸ˜‰

    • iamsumu   February 8, 2010 at 10:15 pm

      You can never believe Ind-Pak stats given that both sides are filled with match-fixing legends – Azhar, Wasim, Manoj, Mongia, Waqar…….

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Disgusting SOBs.

      And these Chutias are our heroes. πŸ™

  13. SRINIVAS   February 10, 2010 at 12:23 am

    Mumbai —

    Shiv Sena has already targeted two theatres …….few of them have removed posters of the movie ……….advance booking is on in 63 theatres in Mumbai …….Police is out there to provide protection …………………they say there will be frisking …………..people have to carry ID cards …..this is to ensure that Shiv Sainiks dont buy tickets and create a ruckus inside the hall ………..once the movie starts ………..

    Now how many fools would go to watch a movie in such a condition ………..especially women and children ……………….SRK and Congress Govt are idiots ………….as if a Shiv Sainik is going to identify himself …………or he does not have a ID Card ………OR Probably he is a “Italian” who can be easily identified from the crowd ………

    My concern is that collections of other movies will get affected in Multiplexes as some of us might decide to stay away from movie halls for this week atleast …………..

    Personally I want to watch Theeratha Vilayattu Pillai …………Lets hope there are multiplexes which dont screen My Name is Khan ……….Movie Listings for all the Theatres ……. will be out by Today Night or Tomm Morning

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. We read there was some kind of truce between the MNK people and Shiv Sena over the release of the Pak-loving Chutia’s movie.

    2. Doubt Theeratha Vilayattu Pillai is releasing here. Haven’t seen the showtimes anywhere. After the Satyam fiasco, better Vishal sticks to its cage. πŸ™

  14. SRINIVAS   February 10, 2010 at 1:51 am

    more violence …..apart from regular smashing of furniture …..one tried to rip the screen using a hidden blade …….Uddhav Thackeray has remarked that this is a trailer ……full movie is on Friday ………..

    TVP is releasing in Big Cinemas ………..PVR cinemas in Mumbai have not listed MNK ………so looks like I can go there to watch TVP …

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Big Cinemas has quite a few theatres here too. Just checked the listing for a few…TVP not listed only MNK.

  15. guruprasad.s   February 10, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    What is the buzz about the movie MNIK ?
    While there is some controversy in Mumbai over the release of MNIK, I expect the content to be standard mushy/corny stuff. SRK plays a ‘differently abled’ guy (to put it in a politically correct way), and I can already imagine some gross overacting/non-acting in this department. Add to this the backdrop of 9/11, and it all looks rather convoluted. More so because New York and Kurbaan have already touched on the same topic.

    That apart, SRK could have kept his trap shut on certain issues which he understands little.
    He can learn a thing or two from Nobel winner Venki Ramakrishnan, who, on his recent visit to India, candidly remarked that suddenly, he is supposed to be an expert on all things whereas all he does is science.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write above: What is the buzz about the movie MNIK ?

    Doubt if anyone here gives a flying f*ck for the Pak loving Chutia.

    The only buzz in the North-East is the severe snow-storm we’re all reeling under. One of the worst snow-storms in decades.

    Nothing else is on anyone’s radar, at least in the states of NY, NJ, PA, DE, DC. VA and MD.

    2. You write: Add to this the backdrop of 9/11, and it all looks rather convoluted. More so because New York and Kurbaan have already touched on the same topic.

    Yes, the broad outlines of the MNK story has a deja vu stale air about it.

  16. rajesh jagetia   February 11, 2010 at 4:00 am

    When are you planning to watch mnik, would be waiting for your review.

    Meanwhile, in India, the film has got good advance booking and expected to open huge. Also, trade experts are expecting this film to break 3I records overseas.

    It will be sad if this happens as srk does not deserve it specially after making such remarks about Pakistan.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write above: in India, the film has got good advance booking and expected to open huge

    That could be because of the publiShitty tamasha (drama) surrounding its release.

    2. You write: trade experts are expecting this film to break 3I records overseas.

    Well, the trade analysts in India also described that garbage De Dana Dan as a madcap entertainer.

    3. You write: When are you planning to watch mnik,

    Not sure because there’s still so much snow on the road in this area.

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