Tamil film superstar Rajinikanth’s daughter Soundarya Rajinikanth’s first baby has turned out to be a ugly, deformed, grotesque freak-show.

The kind of misbegotten orphan you’d want to abandon on the doorsteps of a church.

Folks, Soundarya Rajinikanth’s Ocher Picture Productions’ first baby movie Goa is a pathetic piece of shit.

An abomination, the likes of which are not seen even in the Augean Stables of Kollywood, Goa is what happens when little girls play with toys unsuited to their mental age.

Some movie critics have come down harshly on Goa, which was released today here on the East Coast and in India.

Here’s what a sample of critics had to say on the movie:

Sify:

[I]t’s an excruciatingly predictable fare with no story and at 2 hours and 45 minutes, it’s a laboriously long, and truly a test of your patience. The humour is ordinary and frankly, there is not even a single scene that makes you smile.

SearchIndia.com:

The movie is a ceaseless affront to all notions of taste and utterly without merit.

If Goa sends any message, it’s the pointer to the confederacy of dunces at the helm of the movie business in Tamil Nadu.