Now, don’t tell us you are surprised?
Because we are not.
These are good-for-nothing boobies who are guaranteed to bring home nothing but the booby prize.
So what if they won the match against the West Indies.
It doesn’t matter because the clowns are heading back to that gigantic slum.
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He..he.. well said..
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Out, Baby. Out.
Out? Me? :-@
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Oh, not you, baby. We meant our so-called cricket players.
shutttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt UP
and btw, you know squat about cricket!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
When we were seven-years-old, ma old man got us a new cricket set from Cuddalore.
Balls and bails and bat and stumps and all.
Was a shining red ball.
Stumps with black sharp tips to drive them easily into the ground.
We were the envy of the whole town, you know.
Many decades later, if we close our eyes we can still see that cricket set in the brown cloth bag in our mind.
How would an anorchous little twit like you know about balls?
Bet your old man never got you any balls and only gave you a kick in your balls. 🙁
Even if India wins all matches next 3 yrs you will still say “So what if India has never lost a match for 3 yrs? So what if India remains No:1 in ICC ratings? Still they lost to Pak 3 yrs back. They are pus*ies.” LOL. How fuc*in dumb are you…..
SearchIndia.com Responds:
You write: How fuc*in dumb are you…..
Has the Indian ‘losing’ plane landed in Mumbai.
Just checkin.
No offense, bhaiya. 😉
Bhaiya?? Don’t break my heart. Dumb chicks like you are meant to be fuc*ed… You can’t be my sister…..
SearchIndia.com Responds:
You write: You can’t be my sister…..
And your mama? What’s she to us. What’s she to us. What’s she to us.
Just wondering. 😉
Focus on cricket, kiddo.
are u completely retarded?
indian mens team went to play champions trophy and not womens team as meant by you (lol p*ssies dont u know)
you dont even follow cricket properly and you keep barking like
“p*ssies heading home
are they american men who have p*ssies
and you wrote “that gigantic slum.”
i guess youre referring to the place you were born and not india
SearchIndia.com Responds:
1. You write: indian mens team went to play champions trophy and not womens team as meant by you
Guess, sarcasm is lost on little twits and the not so little imbeciles.
2. You write: and you wrote “that gigantic slum.” i guess youre referring to the place you were born and not india
Yes, sweetie. We were referring to the place we were born and that happens to be India.
I find it strange that there is no mention of the Indian cricket team when it wins (which it has done fairly consistently, over the last two years), but a barrage of abuse when it loses, more so to Pakistan.
Over the last two years, the Indian ODI team has:
1. Lost to Aus in India in a series
2. Beaten Pakistan in India in a series
3. Won a triangular tourney in Australia, that also had Sri Lanka
4. Beaten Sri Lanka in Sri Lanka over two series
5. Beaten England in India in a series
6. Beaten New Zealand in NZ in a series
7. Crashed out of T20 World Cup in England
8. Beaten West Indies in West Indies in a series
9. Crashed out of Champions Trophy
So the team has done fairly well over different conditions.
Barring South Africa, no other team has done this well over the same period in ODIs.
The Indian team has, of course, disappointed in two big tournaments. But that should not take away what it has done in the recent past.
I hope some perspective is retained when passing judgement.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
When they are paid so handsomely, they better bring home the bacon. Every time.
yup…just like NBA, MLB, and NLF stars in US…they are paid handsomely…and they bring home the becon EVERYTIME!….well said retard.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
We’ll address NBA, MLB, NLF, IMF, ICF, SBI, RBI, FBI, CIA et al when we start following their games.
And WTF is becon? Probably, you need a beacon in your head.
When they are paid so handsomely, they better bring home the bacon. Every time.
this doesn’t quite match this “dream team” debacle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_at_the_2004_Summer_Olympics#Basketball
They lost the Puerto Rico, Lithuania and Argentina.. here India lost only to Pakistan, which seems to be very strong.
As guruprasad mentioned, this team is much better the past teams (teams from your era 😉 ) and they are contending with injuries arguably the top 2 batsmen (Sehwag and Yuvvi – they are better than the SRT2009, IMO) and the best bowler (Zaheer).. and aren’t as over-hyped as some US sportsmen like Andy Rawdick, who lost in the third round in this year’s US open.
You apparently wanted a fight, didn’t you? I’ll go back to listening to “Ohla Ohla Oh la la la”.. you paid extra attention to the song’s transliteration (afraid of Boopalanj’s hawkeyes?), didn’t you?
SearchIndia.com Responds:
1. Can we please finish with the sorry state of our cricket team first, please.
We’ll get to basketball, baseball and all the other cojones out there soon enough.
2. You write: I’ll go back to listening to “Ohla Ohla Oh la la la”.. you paid extra attention to the song’s transliteration (afraid of Boopalanj’s hawkeyes?), didn’t you?
What with all those accusations flying about regarding our Tamil origins and dangerous characters like Boopalanj lurking around, we can’t be too careful. 😉
(Listening to Meen Kodi on iTunes in the background)
Now, can we get back to our Idli+Chutney breakfast?
[Trash Talk]
“When they are paid so handsomely, they better bring home the bacon. Every time.”
When we keep reading your blog, you better write something sensible.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Cut the trash talk.
Didn’t no one tell you that children read the SI blog considering it their roadmap to greatness.
We don’t want tender minds fouled up by trash talk, do we. 😉
How old do you think am I? 😉
Do you watch South Park?? That [Trash Talk] was taken almost verbatim from South Park….
SearchIndia.com Responds:
1. You write: How old do you think am I (sic)?
Too young to know about the birds and bees.
2. South Park? Our trysts in and with parks ended eons ago. 😉
Ok Ok How old do you think I am.. Happy??
SearchIndia.com Responds:
You write: How old do you think I am..
In rat years or human years? 😉
I think you should change the name of this website from SearchIndia to SearchAmerica. There is nothing indian about it. You always despise the indians and praise the americans…might as well change the name…
You show your ignorance when you call Indian cricket teams pussies for loosing one game… 🙂
SearchIndia.com Responds:
You write: I think you should change the name of this website from SearchIndia to SearchAmerica. There is nothing indian about it
Whaddya mean? We are Indians. Surely that’s big.
SI is right. now all the p*ssies can go back and act in ad films or get into bollywood.
Cricket is heavily overrated back in India while the other sports are not even touched. You should have looked at the reception that shooter got when he came back to Mumbai with a gold medal – wah, not a soul to cheer him up.
Their job is to play cricket properly and not act in ads. They are already worshipped as gods, over paid, over fed, too much adulation, slapping cameramen, beating up team mates, the list is endless
And there are so called cricket pundits (who also get handsomely to read a particular script on tv), who would say that we played well here, there and everywhere but did not win – which by the way is the most important as numbskulls and nitwits watch this on tv leaving other important jobs.
I am personally happy that these schmucks lost. it shows the other teams have more commitment than these bunch of morons
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Hooray, at last another intelligent Indian soul who recognizes that winning is everything given the enormous compensation and huge adoration these cricket players enjoy. (Just two intelligent souls out of a billion, what kind of a weird ratio is that.)
For the last couple of days, the doddering denizens of Dharapur/Durgapur/Doddaballapur have been busy trotting out effete justifications in defense of these p*ssies forgetting their inglorious defeat.
Winning every match is a must.
These p*ssies couldn’t even reach the semi-finals. Winners in other sports are mostly ignored.
What a disgrace.
“These are good-for-nothing boobies who are guaranteed to bring home nothing but the booby prize.”
Sorry guys, I beg to differ.
You cant expect them to win everything, then what is the point of playin a friggin match? And remember, the match against Australia vs dropped, so we had no chance.
And of course, Sehwag and Yuvraaj were rest – two key players.
So there’s no point in bashing them like this, oh come on guys!
Nevertheless, I admit that the Indian players, especially the bowlers, were very low on confidence.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Yet another defense of mediocrity.
u wrote Didn’t no one tell you that children read the SI blog considering it their roadmap to greatness
if children started reading up this blog!! would they ever grow up civilized . only fouled up minds like you can write this kind of nonsense and find them roadmap to greatness garnering support from equally trashminded people like the ,sumeshs, goras,boopalans etc….
ok which coovum did u sprung from ?
SearchIndia.com Responds:
So much angst, eh.
And what did the sumeshys, goras, boopalans etc do to you or for that matter to any one else that you should vent your spleen on them.
Most of us are gathered here to have some fun. And lo, you can’t stand it and develop an itch on your cojones.
You are not the first whacko we’ve come across who can’t stand to see others have a good time.
Bloody rat.
When they won 20-20 World cup [that was when they showed little performance], they were treated like Princes, and they were taken in an open bus through busy roads of mumbai, halting the traffic for hours..
Media telecasted that live. What a shame!!
Youngsters went on to protest, in Kolkata, when Ganguly was taken out from team, initially. Boy, an anger which does not come when thousands of farmers die out of hunger, when our women are molested publicly, when politicians eat plenty of our money, and et al, comes when a cricketer is moved out of the team..!
What are our young souls up to? Media is another reason, to spoil minds.
Now, chill out, and watch this ultimate (hilarious) dance performance – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYUBL4cWSO8
😉
SearchIndia.com Responds:
OMG, this thing (video from above link) makes Abhishek Bachchan look like Brando.
And what is that thing doing behind the bushes at 2:13?
Something this bad can’t be from a movie. Even a Bollywood movie can’t be so weird.
Looks like a spoof.
Its not a spoof. Its actually a movie pobably some B or D grade named Pyaasi Raat. Check out this vid description. Its from the same movie..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGAzvYZYzPU
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Sometimes the comments below the funny YouTube videos are equally hilarious.
Here’s a sample of comments to the above video:
@Swagath,
I created this account, like most out there, to fight with SI.
I came to know the existence of this site by Villu review, the link of which I got through mail, from when I started searching other movie reviews and reading, for the hilarious treat SI presented. [SI, now get yourself out of goosebumps]. Seeing me, many of my friends frequented this site for the same purpose.
After creating an account, I differed with SI on many topics – Srilankan Tamils [here the difference was not so much], Tamilnadu, Status of India, NRIs venting their anger on India etc.
With some exceptions, SI’s posts are to be taken on a lighter sense. As I said many times here, for the first time readers (/ those at their incubation period at SI 😉 ), SI’s tone is a shock.
Now that I have explained quietly, I want to say this – In a world of retards [a.k.a Swagaths ;-)], less retards are the winners [a.k.a Goras, Sumeshs, Boopalans] 😉 Chill out, mate..!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
As we said earlier, some people (Swagath et al) just can’t stand seeing others having a nice time.
Btw, have you seen Vijay in a furious state? No, only he sees us in that mood, when we watch his movies.
See this. In a interview! [and, this thing wants to be a politician..]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUosDdS9Rd8
And, as an extra bonus prize video, for you having watched the above video patiently and surviving..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLERQjKsUA4
I came to know that the “thing” called Sam Anderson exists in Tamil cinema, just today. His interview can be watched here – Zee Tamil [No wonder, why TRP rate plunges for Zee tamil channel] – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX_jZj6K6uQ&feature=fvw
SearchIndia.com Responds:
1. You write: have you seen Vijay in a furious state…and, this thing wants to be a politician..
As long as Stalin and that Madurai Korangu-Munji (monkey-face) are around, this buffoon has little chance of making any headway in politics.
2. We had seen the videos earlier (the Sam Anderson interviews is new to us). Funny, the blabbering idiot doesn’t even look into the camera while speaking but keeps looking down.
@swagath:
so now you have the maturity to label people as trash minded? Ok, let’s take a logical appoach. I do hope that you work in an office. So would you organization let you underperform and stillpay you huge amounts of salary? In such an environment, you are expected to give 100% at all times.
For the cricket p*ssies, it’s the same. It’s their work to perform at 100% or more. If they don’t, commoners like you and me would be playin at world stage. They play to represent our country and you just cannot brush mediocre performance by saying that oh they played well but they lost.
As of you branding us and calling us stuff, hope you show more maturity and logic than emotion. SI, boopalanj, me etc have an opinion and you are welcome to argue about it but would request that you argue with restraint and maturity. We do Not need to get personal at all. Hope you are sane enough to understand this.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
It a.k.a. Swagath will probably do the disappearing act now.
What movies are you going to watch lately?
Anywhere near The great dictator, Seven samurai, et al?
Any ideas to watch 13 B, etc..!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
New movies: Will watch Michael Moore’s Capitalism and Wake Up Sid (Ranbhir Kapoor, Konkana Sen).
Old ones: Wolf Creek and Aliens.
Hey saw that dance video – man that was good. I think there were only 2 in the movie throughout. The guy who was dancing would have done a TR on the movie – screenplay, direction, choreography, music, spot boy, villian, etc etc.
Well, i will see the other links that boopalan sent out too 🙂
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Wonder what really caused the cut on Sachin Tendulkar’s face?
SI,
I watch a lot of sports especially NBA and NFL. I can help you out if you want to to respond to that jilebi login id (sorry – dunno telugu and hence could not figure out the uid).
They are terming it as food poisoning. I think he got weak kneed and scared to come back to Mumbai. People did give them a real welcome when they came back from the last world cup – shoes thrown at them and people burning effigies. May be that thought passed his mind and the ground gave way. Could be 😉
SearchIndia.com Responds:
1. Seems odd to us.
The whole ‘cut’ story.
On the eve of a crucial match, you go to an Indian restaurant, have fish, feel dizzy, fall on a table and hurt yourself so badly like that!
As the bard would say, Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
2. Thanks for the offer to help us out on sports. You are always welcome to jump in. 🙂
@Boopalanj;
I just saw the vijay video now – this guy get angry got someone in the press were whispering? what a guy – should he not think about people who saw Villu and nursed their pain for weeks.
Who is this SAM ANDERSON? man, he is like the hero for the ponch masses (people with a ponch). Really scary – hope he gets a ticket too one day and becomes a politician in TN – appuram enna, TN will become totally mad.
like vadivel said – venam, mudiyala, azhuthuduven
SearchIndia.com Responds:
It’d be nice if we can get the exact date and location of the press conference where Vijay just lost it.
Was it post-Villu?
sumesh, is my login id readable now? what did you want to say about NBA and NFL?
I consider myself as the most (among people I know) knowledgeable desi in American sports..
I am assuming that there will be 1000s of desis who think that way. Bring it on.
– the vetti payyan previously known as jilebi-guy
I wasn’t offended by the title, but some people say that I am too much of a kiss-SI-ass.. so I feign disagreement occasionally.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
🙂
[trash talk]
swagat(h) is a great entertainer in this space..!!
Curious to know what he / she has typed above..!!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Filth about us and some rubbish about you and a few other SI readers.
We exterminated the cockroach yesterday but the damn thing returned today.
He..he.. I’m amused..!!
😀
SearchIndia.com Responds:
We’re sleepy.
Little sleep last night + brunch (3 Dosas+ Veg Palav+Starbucks Coffee) = soporific state
Are you somniloquous?
SearchIndia.com Responds:
No, only somniphagous (is that a neologism?).
@Vetti payan,
So let’s see, I do hope that you know more than me about NFL but NBA – no chance. I used to get up 4 AM IST in the morning to watch conference games (post season). So lets hook up and battle it out 🙂 would be fun to exchange barbs in sports.
@SI, let us leave Swagat alone. You have more important work to do like reviewing movies, books (still not seen your conclusion on the jesus skin thingy) and other stuff. He / she will mature in time (i do not know if we will live for an eon).
The vijay interview was post villu – he was explaining to reporters what went wrong with villu. Maybe we should call boney kapoor and ask him to remake villu to again wit Sallu in the lead. We can call it “Unwanted”.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
We’ll update the Jesus foreskin book soon. Completed it a few weeks back.
BTW, there’s an Indian angle too in the book.
Saw district 9 – loved it.
Off to see cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
86% rating on RT.
Impressive.
But we’re not too fond of animation films.
uh? someone in your team loved it
http://indiablogs.searchindia.com/2009/08/28/district-9-review-electrifying-must-watch-movie/
and knows that it is not an animation film 🙂
SearchIndia.com Responds:
We were responding to Sumeshy’s subsequent point in his comment that he was off to see Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Our 86% rating on RT response should have also made it obvious we were referring to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Try harder next time. 😉
sumesh, do you play fantasy basketball?
if not, try it.. at one point of time I knew the names of the starters and 6th men from all the NBA teams.. but now I am not that into it.. playing fantasy sports is the best way to learn to love a sport, imo – I didn’t like baseball until I started playing fantasy baseball..
damn.. is there any way to edit my own post?
SearchIndia.com Responds:
No.
Just watched the Dhan Te Nan scene on Netflix Instant play twice.
0:53min-0:56min.
@Payyan: will try the fantasy thing. About baseball – another overrated game. they get paid in millions and then they take drugs only to be pardoned by the league and other players. The max that they did was to ban Manny for 50 odd games.
@SI: I liked “Cloudy…” too.
Sometimes after watching horrific tamil movies, its better to watch such movies to nurse you back. Also, read that Vijay’s next movie is “Vettaikaran”. Saw the promo song and it was loud and jarring as it could be. Vijay Antony is composing the film music. Also heard songs from Vinaithandi Varuvaya, was really nice. hope the movie is nice too
SearchIndia.com Responds:
According to the Times of India, Vettaikaaran eludes Deepavali.
Folks, is that good news or bad?
Have yet to listen to the songs from Vinaithandi Varuvaya.
OMG, just realized this movie features Vombhu and paye-pisachi.
Ahhh. Yeeks. Help. Loud Scream, Rant and Collapse of SI.
SI, India beats Pakistan. 🙂
BTW do you get to watch cricket in America.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Cricket, we could if we had Dish or Direct TV but we have Comcast cable.
Short answer – No.
espn3.com is covering the Asia Cup.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Will watch after getting home.
Just out of theater after watching Winter’s Bone in Philadelphia. Superb. 🙂