Kaminey Review – Bollywood Kamineys Deliver a Decent Flick, At Last
Kaminey Fares Well at U.S. Box Office
Bollywood film Kaminey featuring Shahid Kapoor and that non-actress Priyanka Chopra is releasing in the U.S. on August 14, 2009.
Vishal Bharadwaj is the director.
In the movie, described in some quarters as a violent comedy, Shahid Kapoor is featured in a dual role (twin brothers).
Shahid Kapoor’s last movie Kismat Konnection was a piece of trash that not surprisingly and without doubt deservedly failed to resonate at the box office.
Priyanka Chopra is, of course, one of the most hopeless, worthless, useless and talentless stars to emerge out of the Bollywood cesspool in modern times.
So we are not pinning high hopes on Kaminey.
Here are the showtimes for Kaminey in some major cities of U.S. and Canada:
Kaminey Movie Showtimes in New York
New York City, NY
AMC Lowes Village 7 – Read the Review
66 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10003
Ph: 800-326-3264
Aug 14|1:00 PM|4:00 PM|7:05 PM|10:00 PM
Aug 15|1:00 PM|4:00 PM|7:05 PM|10:00 PM
Aug 16|1:00 PM|4:00 PM|7:05 PM|10:00 PM
Aug 17|1:00 PM|4:00 PM|7:05 PM|10:00 PM
Aug 18|1:00 PM|4:00 PM|7:05 PM|10:00 PM
Aug 19|1:00 PM|4:00 PM|7:05 PM|10:00 PM
Aug 20|1:00 PM|4:00 PM|7:05 PM|10:00 PM
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Kaminey Movie Showtimes in New Jersey
Edison, NJ
Multiplex Cinemas at Town Center Plaza – Read the Review
319 Route 130 North
East Windsor, NJ 08520
Ph: 609-371-8470
Aug 14|1:25 PM|4:20 PM|7:35 PM|10:30 PM
Aug 15|1:25 PM|4:20 PM|7:35 PM|10:30 PM
Aug 16|1:25 PM|4:20 PM|7:35 PM|10:30 PM
Aug 17|1:25 PM|4:20 PM|7:35 PM|10:30 PM
Aug 18|1:25 PM|4:20 PM|7:35 PM|10:30 PM
Aug 19|1:25 PM|4:20 PM|7:35 PM|10:30 PM
Aug 20|1:25 PM|4:20 PM|7:35 PM|10:30 PM
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Kaminey Movie Showtimes in Philadelphia Area
Doylestown, PA
Regal Barn Plaza 14 – Read the Review
1745 Easton Road
Doylestown, PA 18901
Ph: 800-326-3264
Aug 14|1:10 PM|4:20 PM|7:15 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 15|1:10 PM|4:20 PM|7:15 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 16|1:10 PM|4:20 PM|7:15 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 17|1:10 PM|4:20 PM|7:15 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 18|1:10 PM|4:20 PM|7:15 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 19|1:10 PM|4:20 PM|7:15 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 20|1:10 PM|4:20 PM|7:15 PM|10:10 PM
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Kaminey Movie Showtimes in Boston Area
Methuen, MA
AMC Loews Methuen 20 – Read the Review
90 Pleasant Valley St
Methuen, MA 01844
Ph: 1-888-AMC-4FUN
Aug 14|1:30 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|11:00 PM
Aug 15|1:30 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|11:00 PM
Aug 16|1:30 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|11:00 PM
Aug 17|1:30 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|11:00 PM
Aug 18|1:30 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|11:00 PM
Aug 19|1:30 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|11:00 PM
Aug 20|1:30 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|11:00 PM
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Kaminey Movie Showtimes in Maryland
Laurel, MD
Laurel 6 Cinemas – Read the Review
371 Armstrong Ave
Laurel, MD 20707
Ph: 301-604-2886
Aug 14| 3:50 PM|7:00 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 15|12:40 PM|3:50 PM| 7:00 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 16| 1:40 PM|4:50 PM| 8:00 PM
Aug 17| 8:00 PM
Aug 18| 8:00 PM
Aug 19| 8:00 PM
Aug 20| 8:00 PM
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Kaminey Movie Showtimes in Virginia
Falls Church, VA
Loehmann Twin Cinemas – Read the Review
7291 Arlington Blvd
Falls Church, VA 22042
Ph: 703-573-8593
Aug 14| 3:50 PM|7:00 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 15|12:40 PM|3:50 PM| 7:00 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 16| 1:40 PM|4:50 PM| 8:00 PM
Aug 17| 4:50 PM|8:00 PM
Aug 18| 4:50 PM|8:00 PM
Aug 19| 4:50 PM|8:00 PM
Aug 20| 4:50 PM|8:00 PM
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Kaminey Movie Showtimes in Illinois
Warrenville, IL
AMC Cantera 30 – Read the Review
28250 Diehl Rd
Warrenville, IL 60555
Ph: 847-765-7AMC
Aug 14|11:30 AM|2:30 PM|5:35 PM|8:40 PM|11:35 PM
Aug 15|11:30 AM|2:30 PM|5:35 PM|8:40 PM|11:35 PM
Aug 16|11:30 AM|2:30 PM|5:35 PM|8:40 PM
Aug 17|11:30 AM|2:30 PM|5:35 PM|8:40 PM
Aug 18|11:30 AM|2:30 PM|5:35 PM|8:40 PM
Aug 19|11:30 AM|2:30 PM|5:35 PM|8:40 PM
Aug 20|11:30 AM|2:30 PM|5:35 PM|8:40 PM
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Kaminey Movie Showtimes in Bay Area
Santa Clara, CA
AMC Mercado 20 – Read the Review
3111 Mission College Blvd
Santa Clara, CA 95054
Ph: 408-871-2AMC
Aug 14|12:15 PM|6:40 PM|9:50 PM
Aug 15|12:15 PM|6:40 PM|9:50 PM
Aug 16|12:15 PM|6:40 PM|9:50 PM
Aug 17|12:15 PM|6:40 PM|9:50 PM
Aug 18|12:15 PM|6:40 PM|9:50 PM
Aug 19|12:15 PM|6:40 PM|9:50 PM
Aug 20|12:15 PM|6:40 PM|9:50 PM
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Kaminey Movie Showtimes in Los Angeles
Covina, CA
AMC Covina – Read the Review
1414 North Azusa Ave
Covina, CA 91722
Ph: 1-888-AMC-4FUN
Aug 14|10:20 AM|1:35 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|10:55 PM
Aug 15|10:20 AM|1:35 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|10:55 PM
Aug 16|10:20 AM|1:35 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|10:55 PM
Aug 17|10:30 AM|1:35 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|10:55 PM
Aug 18|12:15 PM|1:35 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|10:55 PM
Aug 19|12:15 PM|1:35 PM|4:40 PM|7:50 PM|10:55 PM
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Kaminey Movie Showtimes in Atlanta
Norcross, GA
Galaxy Peachtree – Read the Review
6135 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, GA 30092
Ph: 770-448-7002
Aug 14|12:40 PM|3:50 PM| 7:00 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 15|12:40 PM|3:50 PM| 7:00 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 16|12:40 PM|3:50 PM| 7:00 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 17| 3:50 PM|7:00 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 18| 3:50 PM|7:00 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 19| 3:50 PM|7:00 PM|10:10 PM
Aug 20| 3:50 PM|7:00 PM|10:10 PM
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Kaminey Movie Showtimes in Canada
Toronto, Canada
AMC Interchange 30 – Read the Review
30 Interchange Way
Concord, ON L4K 5C3
Ph: 416-335-5323
Aug 14|12:20 PM|3:25 PM|6:25 PM|9:35 PM
Aug 15|12:20 PM|3:25 PM|6:25 PM|9:35 PM
Aug 16|12:20 PM|3:25 PM|6:25 PM|9:35 PM
Aug 17| 3:25 PM|6:25 PM|9:35 PM
Aug 18| 3:25 PM|6:25 PM|9:35 PM
Aug 19| 3:25 PM|6:25 PM|9:35 PM
Aug 20| 3:25 PM|6:25 PM|9:35 PM
Vancouver, Canada
Strawberry Hill Grande – Read the Review
12161 72nd Ave
Surrey, BC V3W2M1
Ph: 604-501-9400
Aug 14|12:50 PM|4:05 PM|7:15 PM|10:20 PM
Aug 15|12:50 PM|4:05 PM|7:15 PM|10:20 PM
Aug 16|12:50 PM|4:05 PM|7:15 PM|10:20 PM
Aug 17|12:50 PM|4:05 PM|7:15 PM|10:20 PM
Aug 18|12:50 PM|4:05 PM|7:15 PM|10:20 PM
Aug 19|12:50 PM|4:05 PM|7:15 PM|10:20 PM
Aug 20|12:50 PM|4:05 PM|7:15 PM|10:20 PM
Disclaimer: Hey, this is a free service. So don’t even consider whining about any errors or changes in showtimes. It’s always your responsibility to confirm the movie timings with the theater before going. Comprende.
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Kaminey Review – Bollywood Kamineys Deliver a Decent Flick
so, are you going to review the movie?
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Don’t know yet. Priyanka Chopra makes us sick. She’s such an awful actress.
In any case, Friday is still far.
positive reviews.Im thinking bout catching it.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Reviews for most movies in India are usually positive.
Love Aaj Kal had rave reviews from India…some SI readers who viewed the movie say it’s not good.
Love Aaj Kal isnt great.But its better then your usual bollywood crap.As long as Kaminey steers clear of the usual bollywood crap, it should be a good watch.I like omkara and makdee.Vishal Bharadwaj always does a decent job.
ps-Have you heard the songs of Kaminey? Craze like you wouldnt believe…DHAN-TA-NAN!!!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
You write: Have you heard the songs of Kaminey?
Yes, we have.
DHAN-TA-NAN is decent.
Priyanka Chopra? I think Gora will be the first one to get a ticket.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
😉
Did you watch ‘The Blue Umbrella’ by Vishal? nice, cute film.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
No, we have only watched Omkara.
Just read about The Blue Umbrell on Wiki. Seems interesting.
Hei
Reviews for Kaminey are good, I know everything that comes from Bollywood is good until you watch it and go, Dude WTF were you thinking when you reviewed it??
Anyway, the reviews have one thing in common, the movie apparently doesnt spoon feed you with every single details and watching it would require the viewers to actually think for themselves. So, curious yet?
SearchIndia.com Responds:
You write: Reviews for Kaminey are good, I know everything that comes from Bollywood is good until you watch it and go, Dude WTF were you thinking when you reviewed it??
No understanding because no watch Kaminey and no watch Love Aaj Kal too.
Critics are raving about this movie. Comparing it to Quentin tarantino style of movies. I am hoping to watch it this weekend.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Navu Kanditha Noduthive, Swamy (we’ll also watch it for sure).
go watch kaminey,the praise it is getting no other movie has got as far as i remember .heres my review
Ah the moment has finally arrived,Kaminey has been the most awaited movie of mine in recent years and i have not been itching to go for a movie so much so i have been for Kaminey.Reasons?
1.Vishal Bhardwaaj
2.Vishal Bhardwaaj
3.Vishal Bhardwaaj
This man i consider at moment one of the most talented in the film industry today.No show shah nothing for him.His content speaks for itself be it the direction,dialogues,screenplay or his music.Spot on he has been always.
Now coming back to the movie,The movie is basically a story about Two twins Charlie and Guddu[Shahid kapoor] who are as different as hell and heaven.Charlie is on the path of crime whereas guddu is innocent type and the path of crime is basically the reason why guddu hates his brother.
Charlie ends up losing his lifelong savings in a horse betting race and than his story starts of finding the man because of which he has lost his money as apparantally the race was fixed by him but the racer double crosses on the saying of the man Fransis and now charlie has to find this man along with his three partners.
Whereas Guddu ends up getting Sweety[Priyanka] pregnant and now can’t leave her as she is the sister of don cum politician Bhope[Amol Gupte].
Than as the story evolves forward both Charlie and Guddu gets twisted in a dangerous path of guns and money[That to 10 crore].Waisey please note both the brothers have a special quality.Charlie pronunces S as F and Guddu stammers.
There are many highlights of the movie going from the direction to cinematography to screenplay to music and background score to performances to the way this movie has been treated as a whole.In short everything is perfect in this movie.
Cinematography is excellent and the movie has been shot in such a way that might not have been shot before in any bolly movie.Dialogues by Vishal bhardwaaj are superb and suit the movie to the T.They could not have been written better.Screenplay is consistent and is very brave one must say.Again it has been written by Vishal bhardwaaj.It is difficult to write screenplay for such a movie and Vishal has again excelled.In music again,Vishal excells and the background score is totally appropriate to the movie.There are no avg songs in the movie as all are excellent and yes DHAN TE NAN looks and sounds even better on the big screen and people were whistling.
Direction wise Vishal has done his best job and this movie firmly solidifies his position as the best director of the industry.This was an immensely difficult movie to direct and he has done a fantastic job.The best thing is that he has treated his audience as intelligent and the movie is not a leave your brain behind movie.One can easily say that This movie is a one man show and that man is VISHAL BHARDWAAJ.Bow down to him.
Performance wise this movie excels as well like all Vishal’s previous movies
Shahid gives his career best performance by far and what a performance this has been.Simply superb as both Charlie and Guddu.I have never considered him a very good actor but after this movie he has earned my respect. Great stuff by him and i don’t think anyone gonna beat him this year.
Priyanka does a fine job and suits the role to the T though he does not have much of a role in the movie.
The rest of the cast has done a very good job especially Amol Gupte who has given a remarkable debut on big screen.
Watching this movie has been one hell of a ride.This is simply one of the best thrillers i have ever seen both from bollywoood and hollywood and is a must recommended movie for everyone.These are the types of movies that make you love cinema.I simple remarkable piece of Art this movie is.
RATING
5/5
SearchIndia.com Responds:
We took your advice and watched Kaminey earlier today.
Loved the movie.
This time our views are in sync (unlike with U, Me Aur Hum) 🙂
Hei
I just read my comment and i realised i wrote wrongly. I wrote: Reviews for Kaminey are good, I know everything that comes from Bollywood is good until you watch it and go, Dude WTF were you thinking when you reviewed it??
Actually i meant to say, i know its cliched most critics in India would rave about any bolly movie that comes out and hype the ‘original’ storyline and then when we catch it, its never as good the critics claimed it to be!
So to clear the air, I wasnt referring to any of your reviews but the reviews that come form India. Hope I’m making sense 😛
Ha ha, so you did finally catch Kaminey and ENJOYED it! Good to know apart from the stinkers something so good was churned out.
On another note, catch District 9 by Peter Jackson although he was the producer only, the movie had a lot of his imprints. Simply brilliant.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Thanks for the explanation. 🙂
District 9 (directed by Neill Blomkamp) is not there at Netflix yet. But we’ve saved it.
BTW, did Kaminey release in your country?
Yes it did, it started since last week
SearchIndia.com Responds:
We’ll add the U.S. box office response to Kaminey later today.