Incredible India 6 – Great Indian Navels

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This instalment of Incredible India focuses on the Indian idee fixe with navels of our women.

For purely titillating reasons, Indian movie-makers and moviegoers have been fixated on the navels of our girls for several decades.

When you can’t show the mountains above or the valley below in their god-created pristine form, what else is left but the navel in between.

In countless Bollywood and Kollywood movies, directors have flaunted the navels of our Incredible Indian belles to the lecherous whistles and lascivious sighs of front-benchers and back-benchers, the young and the old, in village tents and city multiplexes.

Much to our immense jealousy, many a hero has buried his face into those delectable crevices of many a heroine or item girl.

Now, some Mahatma, who has more time to waste than even us, has stitched all those Great Indian Navels together and put them up on YouTube.

Click on the image below to see the Navel instalment video of Incredible India:


Image: YouTube

Having watched the above video, now tell us who you think has the Best Indian Navel?

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6 Responses to "Incredible India 6 – Great Indian Navels"

  1. coolfrog_20   February 1, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Come on SI, not that I didn’t enjoy watching the clip but you can do better and you know it.

    How about sand mafia, salwa judum or any of the hundreds of stories that come out each day about extortion, torture, corruption, rape et al.

    Have you watched luck by chance yet? I heard it released in the US on friday. Masand gave it 4 out of 5. He usually reserves such high scores for Hollywood.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    No, for no reason we decided to skip Luck By Chance.

    We went & got Cidade de Deus (City of God) from Blockbuster.

    Yes, it’s released fairly widely in the U.S. (unlike Harman ‘loser’ Baweja’s Victory)

  2. karthik15981   February 2, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    haha.. if you think this article is funny, just watch this

    http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=MlyqDILyHJQ

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Yes, nothing in the world can beat the nonsense in the above link.

    Mother of all Nonsense…but too hilarious for words. 🙂

    BTW, which movie is that Narasimha avatar from?

  3. coolfrog_20   February 2, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    I thought I left you two good stories. If you have already seen them then just ignore this one.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Thanks, we’ve used both in Incredible India 7 and credited you as well.

  4. the gora   February 2, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    How about a segment called Amazing America where you detail how weird it is that more and more of Obama’s nominees “unintentionally” keep forgetting to pay their taxes?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090202/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/daschle_taxes

    “Daschle filed the amended tax returns after Obama announced he intended to nominate him as secretary of Health and Human Services.”

    After? Oh what are the odds?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Disgusting is a mild term for how we feel about Timothy Geithner, Tom Daschle, Chris Dodd (preferential mortgage from Countrywide).

    Did anyone say Democrats are the lesser evil?

  5. sumeshy   February 2, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    SI,
    I think that is from the movie Narasimha by Captain. The movie is really hilarious like this in his entirity. Do watch it at your own risk.

    By the way, did you get a chance to see “Dressing Room”

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Not yet. Hopefully soon.

    BTW, it has a low rating on Netflix (1.8 star out of 5)

  6. What_if   February 3, 2009 at 4:14 am

    SI:Much to our immense jealousy, many a hero has buried his face into those delectable crevices of many a heroine or item girl.

    You forgot to mention that they even converted it as a play ground. ‘Bombaram Vittanga’ (Spun a Top) ‘Goli Velayadinanga’ (Played Marbles) innum enennamo.. (& many more.)

    Namma alunga thaan appadi inna,
    Finlandula Oru Aarachiye pannitanga doi !
    (If our men are so.. they have even done a Research in Finland)

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Health__Science/Science/Right_on_the_button_Navels_may_offer_clue_to_mate/articleshow/4058157.cms

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. You write above: You forgot to mention that they even converted it as a play ground. ‘Bombaram Vittanga’ (Spun a Top) ‘Goli Velayadinanga’ (Played Marbles) innum enennamo.. (& many more.)

    Funny. 🙂

    2. For those too lazy to read the TOI piece in the above link, it seems the best-looking navels are vertically oriented with a T-shape.

    So all you gals, look down pronto and if you don’t see a T navel, you have no hope. 🙁

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