Sarah Palin – What a Schmuck!

So you thought George W.Bush was an idiot. Boy, you ain’t seen idiot until you see John McCain’s VP running mate and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Fox News (a news channel friendly to Republicans) has been reporting that during debate preparations Sarah Palin did not know that Africa was a continent. We swear we are not making this up. […]

U.S. Auto Industry Screwed – Hope, India is Next

Cars are a curse, the spawn of the Devil himself. Cars are not liberating but incredibly suffocating. After the stress of driving several lakh KM over many years, you have no idea of how much schadenfreude we derive from the current dismal state of the auto industry. To say that GM, Ford and Chrysler are […]

Nayantara Strips into Bare Market Oops Bear Market

Ayyayyo, Tamil film star and non-actress Nayantara’s plunge into the smutty bare market has failed to thwart this enchantress’ descent into an extended bear market. The Aegan disaster, Kuselan debacle and Satyam fiasco exposed the nymphet’s ample assets to millions but alas revealed the bare truth – like the Indian stock market or the Nasdaq, Nayantara’s […]

Quote of the Day – Narayana Murthy

Concerned about the impact on those lucrative outsourcing contracts from the U.S., Indian CEOs are likely peeing in their trousers following Barack Obama’s victory in the U.S. Presidential polls. This is what Infosys co-founder and Chief Mentor N.R.Narayana Murthy had to say: We believe Obama to be a pragmatic leader who understands that American industry […]

Nokia Debuts $900 N96 in U.S. – A Sure Flop

Nokia has released its N96 multimedia phone in the U.S. market and priced it at a whopping $900 (yes, that is nine hundred dollars). And this overpriced device does not even have a touchscreen interface like the iPhone. As far as we can tell no cell phone operator is subsidizing the N96 in the U.S. […]

Quotes of the Day – Ratnasiri Wickramanayake

We view the recent protests, hunger strikes and other such nonsense by Tamil film stars and other sections in Tamil Nadu on behalf of the Tamils in Sri Lanka as nothing more than a veiled effort and a ruse to give the terrorist outfit LTTE time to recoup their strength after their severe battering by […]

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