Not since Emperor Ashoka invaded Kalinga in 261 BC and left a battlefield overflowing with blood has any other desi inflicted so much destruction and misery as the desi butcher a.k.a Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit. Call it the Monday morning bloody massacre. Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit, who’s in over his head at the financial supermarket, […]
For some time now, we have believed that desi butcher Vikram Pandit is the wrong man for the top job at Citigroup. Other than butchering tens of thousands of jobs at Citigroup and presiding over the departure of top executives like Sallie Krawcheck, Pandit has done little to boost morale or significantly improve the business […]
Vijay, the hero of Kuruvi that should have more appropriately been called K*&thi given its depraved quality, organized a Unnavrutham (hunger strike) drama in Chennai today, according to media reports from India. Although Tamils in Tamil Nadu (including the film stars) claim that the protests and ‘hunger strikes’ are to show sympathy for the Sri Lankan Tamils, […]
We are seeing reports from India that the butchers behind the abominable crap show Vaaranam Aayiram have chopped 15 minutes from the movie. That is so goddamn unfair. We strongly recommend that the producers (is it Aascar Film…considering the pathetic quality of their movies it should more appropriately be called Asscar Torture Enterprise) chop 2 […]
The dissenters may quibble about a chase falling short, a car still being shiny after a dusty race or some other pedestrian goof. Or even, good lord, that Bond is human with human feelings after all, just like us ordinary mortals. But we’ve always believed that a James Bond movie is more than the sum […]
Dostana Plunges 66% at Box Office Ugly Dostana – So-So at Box Office Can someone quickly hand us a long piece of rope so that we may hang Abhishek Bachchan, John Abraham and Priyanka Chopra together on the nearest tree and spare millions of Bollywood fans further agony from this troika’s simian antics on the […]